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| - Examples of not-quite-intellectuals who promote conservative arguments include:
* George W. Bush
* The worst President in the history of the USA, also quite possibly the worst public speaker. He may have, however, read 12 "Shakespeares".
* George H.W. Bush
* Rich man who couldn't decide what state to be from. He went on to father the source of all of the world's problems and be a ridiculously ineffectual leader.
* Dan Quayle
* Schoolboy who got to be Vice President of the United States, He believed that he wasn't part of the problem, he was a Republican and he has made good judgements in the future.
* Joe the Plumber
* Wanted to start a plumbing business without being a licensed plumber, couldn't get into the House of Representatives and more.
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| - Examples of not-quite-intellectuals who promote conservative arguments include:
* George W. Bush
* The worst President in the history of the USA, also quite possibly the worst public speaker. He may have, however, read 12 "Shakespeares".
* George H.W. Bush
* Rich man who couldn't decide what state to be from. He went on to father the source of all of the world's problems and be a ridiculously ineffectual leader.
* Dan Quayle
* Schoolboy who got to be Vice President of the United States, He believed that he wasn't part of the problem, he was a Republican and he has made good judgements in the future.
* Joe the Plumber
* Wanted to start a plumbing business without being a licensed plumber, couldn't get into the House of Representatives and more.
* Mitt Romney
* Sold a whole lot of bullshit to a whole lot of stupid people without ever actually saying anything intelligent about anything. Thinks the entire point of a volunteer army is to keep his sons out of said army.
* Ronald Reagan
* B Movie actor, beloved of most Americans, widely despised in much of the rest of the world. Invested huge sums of US taxpayer money in shifting American military strategy from Mutually Assured Destruction to First Strike, joked about starting a nuclear war and if Gorbachev hadn't decided to see if unilateralism could work even against a hawk, might have done so.
* Ann Coulter
* Escaped mental patient who pretends to be intelligent. Lots of people pretend to agree with her because they find her physically attractive. What’s attractive about her?
* Bill O'Reilly
* Conservative talk show host whose limited vocabulary includes a very incorrect understanding of even simple terms such as "fair", "balance", and "last word".
* Dick Cheney
* Can't tell the difference between birds and the faces of his friends.
* Andrew Schlafly
* May actually be an angry 9 year old in the body of an adult man.
* Sean Hannity
* College dropout who, although lacking a real education insists he has a real understanding of politics and somehow his point of view means something.
* Rush Limbaugh
* Pill-popping, hooker-beating, angry white man, who, for some reason, is seen as the "savior" of conservatives.
* Glenn Beck
* Entertaining baby-faced boy who ended up duct-taped to the flagpole at one too many frat party. Enjoys pasting construction paper onto chalkboards and deciphering Communist messages written in the patterns of his bathroom floor tiles.
* Joe Wilson
* No common sense. Can't keep mouth shut.
* No comprehension of geography. Seems to have some form of asphasia. Thinks she can see Russia from her house, and can't name the newspapers she reads.
* Hawks 9/11 like a broken record. Thinks just because he was the mayor of New York City during 9/11, he has to mention it every time he speaks. Please add other examples.
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