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| - The Staff lacks the proper components of a legal time machine, which are a Time Gear, a Procrastinator, and a Space Ripper. The Staff's Time Gear is REALLY old. It's probably even older than the Hun clan itself, perhaps even the BoF! This means it won't work properly when put to use -- it might take off into a different era and leave the Staff and its user behind, or even eject from the Staff mid-transit! The Staff doesn't even have a Space Ripper or Procrastinator, let alone one in working condition. Without the Space Ripper, who knows what the Time Gear could take with it! It could send all of Antarctica's population into the year 3000, or it could simply fly into the past and destroy itself! And without a Procrastinator.... well, that's exactly why the Staff's path is so darn erratic. It can't properly control the flow of time without a working Procrastinator. Ben really needs to fix this relic up, or he'll be in some hot water.
- This stick is a destroyer of worlds. Every time someone uses it causes trouble for the almighty masters. If Kwiksilver or Willy aquire it, we request that it's handed over.
- Now, take a look at the diagrams, and remember, the purple one is the Staff. While Doctor Hickory's TARDIS makes a perfect tunnel, the Staff , even when twirled properly to go one way, will throw itself uo and down, left and right, bending backwards on itself and even landing at the destination and yet still going back and forth. Even black magic , which can't travel much without sending its user back to their starting point, is more efficient. Look how it makes a perfect straight loop. White magic is also a bit crazy, but it only goes back on itself once, and reaches the destination without crossing. It's pretty sad when a Str00del contraption , a sofaa {green} and a pranking item beats you in safety.
- Consider it this way. By our theories, picture space-time as a big mountain. The time traveler is digging through it. Rory could easily tell you that a straight tunnel that doesn't cross or sway is safer to build. Poorly dug tunnels could damage the mountain and cause it to collapse in on itself. Now, imagine that your "digging" in the fourth dimension. Time travel isn't even supposed to work, so we are unsure at how stable spacetime actually is. The universe as a whole always seeks to fix and balance itself. Any tunnel made by a time traveler will seal and remove itself eventually. The Doctor's heals instantly, while others can take hours or days. This isn't so with the Staff. From what we can gather, the Staff's travel is virtually irreparable. It tunnels so poorly that the universe takes- get this -fifty years to fix a single tunnel! Too many tunnels will cause a cave in... -and then... uhh... well, let's not get into that. Also, each time it loops, there is a chance that the travel could stop and eject the user there, cutting his travel short and requiring him to make ANOTHER tunnel!
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