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| ShortSummary
| - --02-13
- "Who's attacking me now?": Jon Friedman of MarketWatch claims that Yahoo! News has as little chance as the Report of winning a Pulitzer. In response, Colbert pulls out his various Peabodies and Emmys.
- Colbert puts his brother Ed on notice for failing to give the Report rights to air press conference footage of the disputes between American speed skaters Chad Hedrick and Shani Davis. Dr. Colbert is forced to resort to telling the story using a bong and a hooker doll. Number five on the Threat Down was gay adoption. Roommates topped the Threat-down, though as toilet paper was the cause of one roommate murdering another, bears are involved through "Harmin" brand toilet tissue.
- Colbert apologizes for not mentioning bears in the previous Threat-down after a woman is attacked by a bear at a Canadian hockey game. Tonight's bonus Threat Down includes only the number one spot, held by bears; Colbert asserts that "they will kill you." Colbert reads the White House's Katrina Report.
- Part twelve of "Better Know a District" with Rep. Jerrold Nadler of New York's 8th District
- Colbert mentions the ongoing Danish cartoon controversy and declares that he is against such vile depictions, because he fears for his life. In retaliation, he shows his own cartoons that Danes would find insulting. Colbert places the last telegram he ever received to acknowledge Western Union's cancellation of its long-running service.
- Colbert pokes fun at USA's low student achievement in science. Part thirteen of "Better Know a District" with Rep. Chaka Fattah of Pennsylvania's 2nd District.
- A Colbert Report Special Report: The De-Deification of the American Faithscape
- Colbert awards Rep. John Boehner (R) Stephen's Balls for running a lobbyist reform campaign to become House Majority Leader, despite the fact that his publicly-known address is rented from a Washington lobbyist; Stephen introduces America to Filliam H. Muffman, but eventually recovers; ending the show with a clip of a love ballad by his former band, "Stephen and the Colberts," entitled "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)".
- "Megamerican" replaces "Grippy" in the opening sequence; Colbert interview a videotape of Brit Hume and implores his viewers to harass Fox News to air the interview; Colbert shows off his knuckle tatts; part fourteen of "Better Know a District" profiling New Jersey's 13th District, which is currently vacant; Colbert places a sample of his DNA on his bookshelf to celebrate the 53rd anniversary of its discovery.
- A Colbert Report Special Report: The American Worker: A Hero's Tribute to the Besieged Workers of the American Jobscape; Colbert salutes the crew behind the scenes - Bobby, Chief, Ace, Killer, and Billy; Colbert debates Russ Lieber on the subject of minimum wage.
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| IntroPhrase
| - "It's George Washington's birthday, and I cannot tell a lie. The previous statement was false."
- "Hope you haven't eaten in the last thirty minutes America, because you're about to go swimming in the deep end of the Truth."
- "We've done forty-six episodes without a lost time accident."
- "Demon of facts, begone!"
- "Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the Truth; if that's true, then I'm a freaking lunatic."
- "Side effects of tonight's show may include euphoria, patriotism and painful urination."
- "Mark your calendars America, I'm turning February twenty-one into February twenty-wow!"
- "How many roads must a man walk down before he's hit with an eighteen-wheeler of Truth?"
- "I just saw my shadow — that means six more weeks of Truth!"
- "Wanna prepare the perfect Truthtini? That's two parts vodka, no part fact."
- "Please turn your cellphones and pagers to silent or vibrate; no joke, it's just inconsiderate."
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