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Once considered a myth conceived by an eccentric traveling bottlecap salesman on his way to the local crack house, the mysteries behind the existence of these invincible air-groping arachnids were recently revealed to be the biggest discovery since Frankensteins' first archive solo album "Dancing With *Urgh*". So, they do actually exist. Science FACT, bozos. Yeah that's right, I'm talkin about you, Geoff - Sitting there up in your little fairy world of pixies saying "Ooooooh! Look at me! I'm Mr. I-don't-believe-in-nee-fuckin-indestructible-parachutin-spi-DAZ!".... prick....

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  • Indestructible Parachuting Spiders
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  • Once considered a myth conceived by an eccentric traveling bottlecap salesman on his way to the local crack house, the mysteries behind the existence of these invincible air-groping arachnids were recently revealed to be the biggest discovery since Frankensteins' first archive solo album "Dancing With *Urgh*". So, they do actually exist. Science FACT, bozos. Yeah that's right, I'm talkin about you, Geoff - Sitting there up in your little fairy world of pixies saying "Ooooooh! Look at me! I'm Mr. I-don't-believe-in-nee-fuckin-indestructible-parachutin-spi-DAZ!".... prick....
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  • Once considered a myth conceived by an eccentric traveling bottlecap salesman on his way to the local crack house, the mysteries behind the existence of these invincible air-groping arachnids were recently revealed to be the biggest discovery since Frankensteins' first archive solo album "Dancing With *Urgh*". So, they do actually exist. Science FACT, bozos. Yeah that's right, I'm talkin about you, Geoff - Sitting there up in your little fairy world of pixies saying "Ooooooh! Look at me! I'm Mr. I-don't-believe-in-nee-fuckin-indestructible-parachutin-spi-DAZ!".... prick.... After their discovery on a moonlit redneck farm in Ahreckon, Alabama, USA in October 1976, many people wondered where on Gods' senseless Earth (capital letters for R-E-S-P-E-C-T) these freaky little bastards had crawled in a hasty fashion from. Loosely translated, the owner of the Alabama farm gave a revealing and graphic account of his horrific ordeal with the 8-legged invincible little shits: We could only nod our heads and smile blankly... until he produced some C4 and said: "Gert th' fuck orf mah laynd"
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