:Principal Lewis: His eyes are red from smoking weed!
:Steve Smith: I really can't believe you're an educator Brian...
:Principal Lewis: Ehh... My job is really more administrative.
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:Roger: I'm sorry, but Snot loved Jenny... and Jenny loved Snot.
:Hayley: Ew.
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:Steve: You slut!
:Roger: I have to say it was relaxing being an innocent young girl for a change.
:Steve: Innocent! You did it with Snot on the beach.
:Roger: Yeah, I did. Got sand all up in my Jenny dress, not to mention my gopher hole. Op! I mentioned it.
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:Steve: I'm sorry I ever asked you for this favor. I should have known you'd take it too far.
:Roger: Yeah, you should have. You've known me for years Steve.
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:Roger: [crying] Sons of Tucson, new on FOX? When was this on? I watch FOX, I never saw this.