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Druing the 1790's the United Kingdom was undergoing seriosuly bad famines of everything from Gin to Haggis but most importantly leeks and Potatoes, the staple diets of the Welsh and Irish. Prime Minister Lord Henry Bambledach had tried to solve the crisis by importing cheap labour from Poland. This failed as they Polish didn't have the resources to plant Leek Trees and enough Potatoe seeds to sustain the population. Lord Bambledach exhausted retired to the House Of Lords to break the news. Ireland and Wales were done for, unless something was found to remedy the problem and someone brave enough to go through with it. Lord Bambledach is quoted to have said "Come Hither For seuth, for i have grave newes to deliver to thee!. ye Olde Ireland and Wales are all but gone, for there be no remedy t

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  • Druing the 1790's the United Kingdom was undergoing seriosuly bad famines of everything from Gin to Haggis but most importantly leeks and Potatoes, the staple diets of the Welsh and Irish. Prime Minister Lord Henry Bambledach had tried to solve the crisis by importing cheap labour from Poland. This failed as they Polish didn't have the resources to plant Leek Trees and enough Potatoe seeds to sustain the population. Lord Bambledach exhausted retired to the House Of Lords to break the news. Ireland and Wales were done for, unless something was found to remedy the problem and someone brave enough to go through with it. Lord Bambledach is quoted to have said "Come Hither For seuth, for i have grave newes to deliver to thee!. ye Olde Ireland and Wales are all but gone, for there be no remedy t
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  • Druing the 1790's the United Kingdom was undergoing seriosuly bad famines of everything from Gin to Haggis but most importantly leeks and Potatoes, the staple diets of the Welsh and Irish. Prime Minister Lord Henry Bambledach had tried to solve the crisis by importing cheap labour from Poland. This failed as they Polish didn't have the resources to plant Leek Trees and enough Potatoe seeds to sustain the population. Lord Bambledach exhausted retired to the House Of Lords to break the news. Ireland and Wales were done for, unless something was found to remedy the problem and someone brave enough to go through with it. Lord Bambledach is quoted to have said "Come Hither For seuth, for i have grave newes to deliver to thee!. ye Olde Ireland and Wales are all but gone, for there be no remedy to this most serious of quandries". However his right honourable friend Lord Humbledinck came hoovering into chambers and announced STOP! for do not act right now,for i hath scoured thyne land from the very most intricate reigons of John O' Groats to the hive of scum and Villany known as Canvey Island and hath found a solution that whill rock thy world!. Introducing General Cornwallis!!. At which point General Cornwallis came billowing into chambers arms held aloft on a chariot made from the Bones of his vanquised foes and proceded to make a speach that even the famed Welsh propagandist Ludacris would have been proud to make. Transcripts of the meeting have since been lost but we do know that at the conclusion of the meeting General Cornwallis was appointed Minister Of keeping It Real And Agriculture. From this he set off for Motherwell to scout locations for the "Motherwell Farming Institute".
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