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The Last Cookie was first reported missing from the cookie jar last Saturday at 7:23 PM at the Johnson house. Since then, Mrs. Johnson shouted "WHO STOLE THE MOTHER FUCKING COOKIE FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING JAR" and went on to start interrogating several Editects in the theft with little progress. The crime is only the latest in Johnson family thefts, and is currently being investigated by the parents.

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  • UnMysteries:The Disappearance of The Last Cookie
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  • The Last Cookie was first reported missing from the cookie jar last Saturday at 7:23 PM at the Johnson house. Since then, Mrs. Johnson shouted "WHO STOLE THE MOTHER FUCKING COOKIE FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING JAR" and went on to start interrogating several Editects in the theft with little progress. The crime is only the latest in Johnson family thefts, and is currently being investigated by the parents.
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  • The Last Cookie was first reported missing from the cookie jar last Saturday at 7:23 PM at the Johnson house. Since then, Mrs. Johnson shouted "WHO STOLE THE MOTHER FUCKING COOKIE FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING JAR" and went on to start interrogating several Editects in the theft with little progress. The crime is only the latest in Johnson family thefts, and is currently being investigated by the parents. The robbery has been dubbed the most interesting thing to happen in the neighborhood since Ms. Goodrow's hedges were stepped on. Multiple people are expected to be lying and it is unlikely the cookie will ever be found, but the Johnson adults are keeping hope they can get a suspect to crack.
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