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| - Voice-over: Welcome to the FIRST EVICTION OF THE WEEK! Please welcome the host of this show, DAISY! (Daisy walks on to stage) Daisy: It's finally here! It's finale week! WHO'S EXCITED! Crowd: MEEEEEEEEE! Daisy: Well, the excitement is about to end for one cat, because they're about to be evicted! Who's it gonna be? Oh and by the way it can be anyone but Hazeltail. Producer: DAISY! Daisy: Ok, ok, let's look at the voting lines (Daisy crosses to the voting lines, they read) ??? 20% ??? 11% ??? 23% ??? 15% ??? 18% ??? 13% Daisy: Ok, so we've got the next ad to vote, so who wants the numbers? DIAL THE NUMBER!
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| - Voice-over: Welcome to the FIRST EVICTION OF THE WEEK! Please welcome the host of this show, DAISY! (Daisy walks on to stage) Daisy: It's finally here! It's finale week! WHO'S EXCITED! Crowd: MEEEEEEEEE! Daisy: Well, the excitement is about to end for one cat, because they're about to be evicted! Who's it gonna be? Oh and by the way it can be anyone but Hazeltail. Producer: DAISY! Daisy: Ok, ok, let's look at the voting lines (Daisy crosses to the voting lines, they read) ??? 20% ??? 11% ??? 23% ??? 15% ??? 18% ??? 13% Daisy: Ok, so we've got the next ad to vote, so who wants the numbers? Random apprentice: MEEEEEEEEEEE! Daisy: (purrs with amusement) Ok, here they are! Voice-over: If you want... Daisy: I WANNA READ THEM! Voice-over: Fine... Daisy: If you want ASHFUR to win, dial 1902 55 71 01! Or SMS ASHFUR to 161 661! If you want BLUESTAR to win, dial 1902 55 71 16! Or SMS BLUESTAR to 161 661! If you want BRAMBLECLAW to win, dial 1902 55 71 04! Or SMS BRAMBLECLAW tro 161 661! If you want CLOUDTAIL to win, dial 1902 55 71 05! Or SMS CLOUDTAIL to 161 661! If you want HAZELTAIL to win, dial 1902 55 71 08! Or SMS HAZELTAIL to 161 661! (gets out mind control device) DIAL THE NUMBER! Producer: DAISY! CHEATERER! :O Daisy: If you want that loser ICECLOUD to win, dial 1902 55 71 10! Or SMS ICECLOUD to 161 661! We'll be back after the break! Daisy: We are back peopelza! And now, it be time... TO SAVE A KITTEH! (Daisy crosses to the house) Daisy: WASUUUUUUUUUUUUP? Housemates: NOT MUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH! Daisy: That's my thing! D: Anyway, I'm here to save a cat. Remember housemates, this is in NO particular order. One cat who is still in the running to win Big Brother is.... Hazeltail: Is it me? XD Daisy: NO TALKING! Cloudtail: Yeah, suddup. Hazeltail: D: Daisy: (gasp) RUDE! Cloudtail: Sorry. Daisy: One cat who is still in the running to win is... CLOUDTAIL! Cloudtail & Hazeltail: WOOOOOOOOOO! Daisy: Ok, we're gonna go to a break to make this show longer, so bye now! Housemates: Nuuuuuuuu! Daisy: We're back once again! Crowd: LE SAFE CAT! LE DO IT! Daisy: Fine... (Daisy crosses to the house) Housemates: SAVE ANOTHER ONE! Daisy: Magic word? Brambleclaw: Please save another one Daisy! Daisy: I shall. In fact, I shall right now. Everyone: Woooooo! Daisy: The next cat safe is... THE COUCH! Everyone: TRICKER! D: Ashfur: (attempts to maul Daisy) Bluestar: You can't maul a screen! Ashfur: D: Icecloud: SAVE A CAT! NOT A FURNITURE! Daisy: Fine. We shall save another one. The cat safe is... ASHFUR! Ashfur: YES! ASHFUR HOLMES SOLVES ANOTHER CASE! Thankye viewers! Bluestar: SAVE ME NEXT! Daisy: We're going to an ad break! Bluestar: Nuuuuuuu! Daisy: And once again, we return! Who will be the 3rd cat safe? (everyone yells out their fave) Daisy: Well, let's cross to the house and find out! (Daisy crosses to the house) Daisy: It's time to save cat 3! Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Daisy: The next cat who is safe is... YES! JUST WHAT I WANTED! THANKYOU PUBLIC! Everyone: What? Daisy: The next cat safe is... Hazeltail! Hazeltail: WOOOOOOOOOO! Daisy: And now time for ANOTHER ad break... Housemates: Nuuuuu! Daisy: We're back, and it's time to save the fourth cat! (Daisy crosses to the house) Daisy: Here we are, ready to save cat number FOUR! Bluestar, Brambleclaw & Icecloud: Tell us who! Brambleclaw: Please. Daisy: Ok, so the next cat that is definitely safe is... BLUESTAR! Bluestar: Awwwwwww yeah! Ashfur: Wooo! Watson! Daisy: Icecloud, Brambleclaw, that means one of the two of you is about to become the next evicted cat, We'll find out who, after the break. Brambleclaw: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US? Icecloud: Hey, you didn't cry! Brambleclaw: I DIDN'T CRY! Icecloud: H-5! (they Hi-5) Brambleclaw: Wooo! Daisy: Stay tuned to find out wether Icecloud or Brambleclaw will become the next cat evicted Daisy: We're back, and now it's time to find out who the next evicted cat is! (Daisy crosses to the house) Daisy: Hi housemates! Housemates: Hi! Daisy: It;s time for the moment of truth... (eyes cloud) Icecloud, Brambleclaw, one of you are just seconds away from keaving the Big Brother house. After receiving the LEAST amount of votes to win, it's time to go... Brambleclaw! Icecloud: :O Brambleclaw: (cries) Icecloud: Hey, don't be upest! You made it to 6th place! You beat Sandstorm! Big Brother: Brambleclaw, you have 10 seconds to leave the house. (everyone gets up) Brambleclaw: (starts nomming on his gummy bears) (doors open) Brambleclaw: Bye everyone! Icecloud: Bye buddy! Ashfur: Bye! Bluestar: Goodbye! Hazeltail: Bye! Cloudtail: Bye! (Brambleclaw exits) Daisy: Please welcome evictee number twelve, BRAMBLECLAW! (Brambleclaw walks on to stage, eating gummy bears) Daisy: Brambleclaw, how do you feel about making it to 6th place? Brambleclaw: Good, I guess. Daisy: We have a special guest for you. Brambleclaw: Who? XD Daisy: SQUIRRA! (Squirrelflight walks on to stage) Brambleclaw: SQUIRRAAAAAAAA! Squirrelflight: Brambyyyyyyy! Brambleclaw: Come sit next to me! Squirrelflight: Ok (Brambleclaw & Squirrelflight sit down) Brambleclaw: (starts eating gummy bears again) Daisy: Do you want to see the voting lines? Brambleclaw: (too busy eating gummy bears to reply) Daisy: Brambleclaw? Squirrelflight: Bramby? Brambleclaw: What? Squirrelflight: Daisy's talking to you. Brambleclaw: What? Daisy: Do you want to see the voting lines? Brambleclaw: YES! (Daisy crosses to the voting lines; they read) BRAMBLECLAW 11% ??? 13% ??? 15% ??? 18% ??? 20% ??? 23% Brambleclaw: Why do the other's still have question marks? Daisy: 'Cause then we'd be giving away the winner Brambleclaw: Who's gonna win? Daisy: I can't say Brambleclaw: But... I wanna know who wins! (starts throwing tantrum(Daisy: Fine! I'll whisper (whispers to Brambleclaw) Brambleclaw: Oooh! Daisy: Well folks, I'm Daisy, and Brambleclaw has just been evicted. Tune in tomorrow for the season's first and only DOUBLE EVICTION! Goodnight every cat! Squirrelflight: Brambleclaw, say goodnight. Brambleclaw: Goodnight!
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