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| - Another Tallstar Advertises! The next in the series, succeeding Tallstar Advertizes 2!, by BC. I made the first, Tallstar Advertises Flavoristic Foods. Enjoy the lastest enstallment of the series! _________________________________________________________________ Announcer: Welcome to Tallsta- Tallstar: *punches* SHADDAP. Announcer: But you hired me to be an annnoun- Tallstar: *claws* GET OUT!! Announcer: *cries and leaves* Tallstar: Aaaaanway. Here's Taaaaaaaallstaaaaaaaaar! And I'll be advertising -- Swimming classes! Mudclaw: Oh great. What do I throw this time? *sees a pool noodle* *throws* Tallstar: My swimming cla- *pool noodle hits his face* WAT THE DARK FOREST!?!? Mudclaw: Oops, was that me? Cats in audience: *laugh*
* flames grow behind Tallstar* Tallstar: SHUT UP AND LET ME ADVERTISE THE DANG SWIMMING CLASSES!!! Cats in audience: *laughing dies down, with only one voice heard* *all turn to see who's still laughing* Hollykit (NP): BAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOLOLOL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!! Oakheart: What the...? Swiftpaw: Er... What in Silverpelt...? Ferncloud: HOLLYKIT, SHUT YOUR *bleep*ING JAWS, SIT THE *bleep* DOWN, AND SHUT THE *bleep* UP. Hollykit: D8 *runs out crying* Tallstar: And for swearing in front of all those kits - *gestures to a bunch of kits* - you're being kicked out! Larchkit: *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* Tallstar: SECURITY!
* Crowfeather and Ashfoot tackle Ferncloud* Hollyleaf: O___o' Tallstar: Anyway- *Crowfeather and Ashfoot are dragging Ferncloud in the background*- swimming classes are easy as--- Jayfeather: PIE. :3 Tallstar: Oh boy what flavor? :D Jayfeather: PIE FLAVOR. *holds up pie with another pie flying out of it in slow motion while an epic guitar plays in bg* Tallstar: *is not amused* SECURITY!
* Russetfur and Rowanclaw walk toward Jayfeather* Jayfeather: YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE *runs into a wall*
* Rowanclaw and Russetfur drag Jayfeather to crazy-person den* Jayfeather: *hissing and spitting* Tallstar: NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS!
* small voice*: Tallstar, can I go to the bathroom? Tallstar: *sees that it's Mosskit* NO Mosskit: But I- Tallstar: *claws* Bluestar: *punches Tall and takes Moss back to the den* Tallstar: Now then! As I was saying, my swimming classes will be easy to learn! All you have to do is follow my easy steps on how to do them! Mudclaw: Get on with it! Tallstar: *shoves pool nodle down Mudclaw's throat* Mudclaw: T____T *goes to Kestrelwing* Tallstar: OH NOES, ALMOST COMMERCIA-
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