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| - No one seems to be able to put a finger on Benjy Bronk (and only Perez Hilton is known to have put a finger in Benjy Bronk). Much of Benjy’s past is infamously shrouded in mystery, especially his birthdate. We do know that Benjy was raised in South Carolina, where he was state hula hoop champ, and he fell in love with talk radio by listening to it with his mother.
- Benjy 'Zax' Bronk (born March 16, 1926) is the pet gorilla of Howard Stern, a pro wrestling fail machine, a pathological liar, a wannabe identity theft spammer and blackmailer, and a schizoprenic who claims to be the second coming of Andy Kaufman. He is also a writer and a comedian on something he calls The Howard Stern Show, but only if you give him twenty minutes to "sort of" answer the question, or five to remove his clothes. Stern has said that Bronk is "an unwanted necessity" on the show, but Bronk has those nasty photographs of Stern with Ralph Cirella, Andy Dick and someone known only as the "Tower of Power" in the Bahamas. Stern claims that Bronk only does shtick (which he describes as "off the leash"), unlike Howard's "forthright honesty," but Bronk points out that of course that
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| - Benjy 'Zax' Bronk (born March 16, 1926) is the pet gorilla of Howard Stern, a pro wrestling fail machine, a pathological liar, a wannabe identity theft spammer and blackmailer, and a schizoprenic who claims to be the second coming of Andy Kaufman. He is also a writer and a comedian on something he calls The Howard Stern Show, but only if you give him twenty minutes to "sort of" answer the question, or five to remove his clothes. Stern has said that Bronk is "an unwanted necessity" on the show, but Bronk has those nasty photographs of Stern with Ralph Cirella, Andy Dick and someone known only as the "Tower of Power" in the Bahamas. Stern claims that Bronk only does shtick (which he describes as "off the leash"), unlike Howard's "forthright honesty," but Bronk points out that of course that itself is shtick, as when the microphones go off, Howard goes into ultra-conservative "Mr. Family Man/Normal Guy" mode, whereas Bronk continues to sweat, eat pounds of salad every night and speak in conundrums. Bronk has herpes, allegedly, but this does not stop him from picking up dozens of desperate women online on Craigslist. Bronk and Artie Lange, Stern's former sidekick, are still competing against each other in a "beached whale" contest. The winner of the contest gets to eat the charred remains of Kim Il-Sung after the U.S. carpetbombs North Korea with China's approval, while Howard Stern, the Queen of The Hamptons, takes all the credit while threatening to sue the shit out of everybody, with BethO's blessing.
- No one seems to be able to put a finger on Benjy Bronk (and only Perez Hilton is known to have put a finger in Benjy Bronk). Much of Benjy’s past is infamously shrouded in mystery, especially his birthdate. We do know that Benjy was raised in South Carolina, where he was state hula hoop champ, and he fell in love with talk radio by listening to it with his mother.
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