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| - Scribe: Sire, rebellion after rebellion... Our people are getting concerned about their safety. We need more soldiers. D.S.: Heh, I lord Dark Schnitzel.... Assistant: D.S. for short and yes we do need more soliders but we can't do that if were fighting on all borders.... Scribe: Yes, but why not hire mercenary bands to fight for us? They're are surely some people who'll do it. D.S. Assistant, set me a meeting with the Land's top mercenary bands. And give me a company of solider consisting of a hundred men. Now, move your ass! Assistant: (While walking away) Sure, you don't have to tell me twice. D.S.: Now squire, do you any other pressing matters to tell me? Squire: Uhh, no sire. I'll be on my way now.. D.S.: Oh, do tell the citizens that I'll be keeping them safe due to their loyalty to me. Squire: Yes sire! After the Squire left, D.S. is seen staring from the North from his castle tower. D.S.: When will you come, adventurers who will overthrow me... Hurry up so I can have you executed... Austinato: Drautic, Looks like we'll be stopping for this Island for a while. Supplies is almost depleted and we need to lay low for a while... We've been causing a little ruckus, and some big shot marine or another insanely strong pirate crew might suddenly caught us off guard and whoop our ass. Bizkit: Austinato's right, but the main reason we need to land is we've been sea sick for a while and we really really need to "clean" our bathrooms you know... Have you ever been there lately? The trio continue discussing their bathroom problems when dasheer bursts in and pukes heavily on the sea. Senshin: Hahahahahaha! You can never and will never beat me in a drinking contest, bud. Dasher: Shut it! You tricked me! You made me drunk then challenged me to a drinking contest! No way in hell i'd lose to a man like--- Buwah!!! Damn, I'm sick... (suddenly sleeps on the ground) Renzu: Ha ha ha! So what now? Dasher's out cold? Akira: Oi, Mayuko-san! Sing us a song! Mayuko: Don't order me around pervert! But okay! Soldier: Sir! A pirate ship is seen in the island! And it's closing in! D.S.: Deal with it! Soldier: Yessir! Our navy is now apprehending it. D.S.: Good. Now back to the Dreaded Pirates, who're now utterly sorrounded and are left with no other choice: Surrender. Drautic: Yo! We just wanna replenish our supplies! Let us off the hook! Naval Captain: Yeah right! And pirates aren't scumbags! Dasher: (While trying to stand up) Hey, assholes! Shut the fuck up, we're trying to land. Naval Captain#2: Alright that's it! Open Fir--- what?! Naval Captain#2/Drautic: Alright!!! Let's go! Naval Officer: Sir! The pirate ship is currently gaining speed on us, it would be unwise to let them follow us to the city! Naval Captain#2: Dammit! Open fire! Sink that ship!!! Naval Officer: Sink the ship!!! Dasher: Drautic! They're preparing to fire on us!!! We have to fire too! Drautic: It's captain, dumbass! Akira, release the krakens! Akira: Pardon? Drautic: Oh, I mean release the minisquids! Akira: Right! I'm on it! Akira: I injected those squids with a chemical that destroys wood, and I also trained them to destroy specific targets! Austinato: Yeah yeah, but we need to land. Now! Mayuko: I see it! There..... Renzu: Great, we can't make a frontal landing cause it'll look like we're gonna be some invaders or something... Senshin: Looks like we'll have to land in the rear part of the island. Drautic: And we wiped out their navy, great... Just great... Bizkit: Shake your dicks off guys, the pissing contest is over. Dasher: Dude, where'd you get those lines, man.... They're so weird and they don't even seem to be in relationship with the topic we're having now. Akira: Dude, lay off the B-bro. Aeon: What the hell man?! Dasher: Yeah, bro. It's my vomit. Austinato: Yo, since we're all having these pointless conversations... I say we, find a safe route to the city? Eh? Mayuko: Why not just sneak in a merchant ship and wait till it lands? Drautic/Austinato/Senshin/Aeon: .... Dasher: Mayuko-san is right! Let's do- Akira suddenly punches Dasher in the face Akira: Yeah, and what's gonna happen to our ship huh?! Bizkit: That's why I'm staying here. I'll anchor the ship and guard it, while you guys get more supplies. Drautic: Aight, aight. Bizkit's gonna stay here we go get some supplies and meet here. And don't do any business with the locals, we might get in trouble with their lawmen or something. Senshin: Please, what could happen? Aeon: Dude, don't try that again, bro. Remember the last time? Dasher: Dude, we're stronger now. B'sides, what could... Mayuko: There it is! A merchant ship! Austinato: Everyone, jump! Drautic: You should work while you're still young kid. Boy: I would've done it a long time ago, but the king's stupid. His importing mercenaries to fight his war and he's not realizing that his kingdom will soon become bankrupt... Sometime's I question myself are all king's stupid and dangerous. Drautic: Kid, all the time.. Most kings are... But there are others... You should leave this shithole and start a new life somewhere. Austinato: Drautic! Let's go! We got what we needed! Drautic: Aight! I hear ya! Dasher: Who's the kid, you're bro? Aeon: Dude, lay off the bro jokes... It's not funny anymore. Akira: Yeah, now let's go back! I wanna have another beer battle with you guys! Senshin: They have rice here! It's our lucky day, i'm gonna make us some Senshin style Onigiri! Drautic: Kid, we're leaving. You should do the same. Kid: Aight, thanks bro! Drautic: Laters! Drautic: Wo- what the hell!? Dasher: What happened, bro? Mayuko: We got captured and... Renzu: Where's B-bro and Senshin? Akira: Those idiots got sleepy early and decided to sleep below. Aeon: Well, let's just wait for them to rescue us, no problem. Austinato: I don't know guys, we can easily escape this crappy jail.. I don't really get the idea of staying behind. Old Prisoner: Hey little pricks, what you sent here for? Austinato: I dunno, geezer. We were drunk and we got here. Old Prisoner: Well, I got in here for badmouthing the king! But to be honest I was talking about the truth, y'know what I mean!? Austinato: Yeah, so... Wassup? Bizkit: Dammit! We lost them! Senshin: Don't worry bro, I know them... They'll get out.. While they're at it, let's go investigate the city.. I heard they have some fine looking women! Bizkit: I dunno man, maybe they're in danger or something... Senshin: Nah, cmon, you in or what? Bizkit: What now? We can't storm in there, we'll get more attention to the marines... And they might fire on us whenever we see them... And, everytime we land, there's always going to be a buster call, we can't live with that man! Senshin: I know B-bro, that's why we're gonna rescue them when they're about to be executed... Cloaked Man: You want to fight against the king? Join us and his head shall be yours... Senshin: Tell me, is this king a bad king? Bizkit remained silent and listened to the man's answer. Cloaked Man: He's way worse than that bro, he's like a cross between an idiot who feels like he's a genius and a sadistic little son of a- Guard: Hey you! You're part of the resistance! Cloaked Man: Quick, follow me! Guard: Capture them! And capture that man and his duck! Bizkit: Son of a- Senshin: Let's go! Bizkit: You're army is... Made up of half assed kids? Senshin: This is Ironic, they say war isn't child's play... But looks like the ones playing are children.. Cloaked man: They're pretty agile, and can use knives as weapons... If it wasn't for the royal guards' training, we would've taken this country already. Senshin: So, where is the leader? Resistance Leader: These aren't half assed army, duck. These are the children fighting for the next generation so theirs wouldn't be so shitty like ours... We are revolutionary... Senshin: Hmmm, make your resistance big and Dragon himself might recruit you to join his cause. Resistance Leader: Yes, but for now... We have to overthrow the current king and replace him with a new one. Bizkit: ANd how are we gonna do that? Resistance Leader: Easy, there's going to be an execution of some pirates. The king himself is gonna be there, if we can take out the king it'll inspire the people to take arms and fight his reign of terror. Bizkit: Dude, there's one big problem, how're you gonna do that if you know that the king himself is very very hard to kill? Cloaked Man: How'd you say that? Senshin: Easy, no weak king would go on an execution without the risk of getting assasinated... Everyone knows that. Resistance Leader: Well, not me...So, how are you guys planning on taking down the king? Senshin: Well, why not use a long rifle from afar and shoot him? Resistance: Well, uh, how am I gonna say this... Bizkit: Oh, There's no one skilled enough to use a long rifle? That's okay, we know someone who can do it but he's in jail right now and he's gonna get executed. Cloaked Man: Well then, let's rescue him. Senshin: Yeah, but problem is, we don't know where they are. Resistance Leader: Don't worry, I'll send my spies to look for your man. Let's talk about the coup d'etat in the tent, cause it might work. Senshin: Oh, it will! Bizkit: Hell yeah. Guard: That'll teach ya to respect women, you lecherous bastard! Man: Cmon man! I didn't knew she was 16, I'm innocent! Guard: Tell that to her parents! She's 3 weeks pregnant you turd! Drautic: Maaaan, prison drama's getting on my nerves! Why the hell are we in here anyways? Dasher: Yeah, we can still fight without our weapons! Aeon: Yeah! Even though we came to a shocking revelation that Drautic's devil fruit isn't Logia... WE STILL SURVIVED! Drautic: Yeah, so... Let's bust out! Drautic transforms his fist into a larger version that looks like exoskeletons with spikes all over, his crew stepped back and watched as he hits the jail cell with no exerted effort. Austinato: Old man, wanna come with us? Old Man: Nah, I've seen everything anyways, glad to be meetin ya sonny! Austinato: Likewise! D.S.: I am the king! Bow down before the king! Akira: Yeah, but how bout this!? (Does a crotch grab) Yeah, how ya like me now you punk ass king! Dasher: We want a ship dickweed! Pronto! Mayuko: Guys, guys... Be polite. Renzu: Your Highness, can you let us pass? Drautic: Listen champ, (Points at the king) We're not here for trouble we're here to replenish our supplies and continue on our journey, but your navy captured us while we were drunk and sleeping, so tell me... Don't we deserve a chance to kick your kingly ass? Austinato: Dude, you're making it worst! Your highness, we would really love to stick and chat but we need to get going now... Drautic: Heh, you wanna fight us? Bring it on! (Raises his fist) Hehe! Captain: Sire, it's too dangerous! D.S.: Nothing is too dangerous for me!!! Aeon: This king.... HE'S A DEVIL FRUIT USER! Akira: Yo king! Akira's gonna use his gat on you sandy lil ass! Dasher: Yeah! You better be prepared you piece of crap! We'll shishkebab you! D.S.: You kept telling yourself that while I'm here unhurt! Hmmm! Austinato: This guy... HE DRIVES ME INSANE!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Drautic: Austinato!!! D.S.: Keh, quicksand trap! Austinato: What the?! Ahhh shit! Austinato has half of his body trapped in quicksand. D.S.: 1 down 5 to go!!!! ?????: Stop!!!! D.S.: HUH?! Senshin: Yo, king! We're gonna let you off the hook, but this comes with a price. Bring your men here and we'll have an ass whooping session! Ya dig??? D.S.: Hmph! You'll regret not killing me! Drautic: (Transforms his fist into a small crocodile shaped knuckle dusters) Ya saying you can take us all? You do realize you're facing criminals that will kill if necessary. So it would be wise to bring your men and let's meet here again. Tommorow! D.S.: Drautic was it? I'll have your head in my own hands... Just wait and see! Renzu: Yeah, now hurry up and gather your men! Don't forget to bring medical attention to the hurt ones here! Dasher: You suck at provoking people to hate us. Renzu: Shut up! (Punches Dasher) Dasher: Right, we should get our weapons are p-p-p-p-party!!! Austinato: Now's probably the time to tell these children (points at the rebel army) what's gonna happen tomorrow. Renzu: Guys, the king's probably gonna bolster his forces with mercenary bands and some very very battle hardened veterans... We can't take them on with this army, I mean we can easily take them on with just our crew but it would be dishonorable for them to like, fight for there war... Senshin: Renzu's right, let's at least cut these guys some slack. They're gonna live longer if we did that anyway. Akira: Why not just give them some of my weapons? Like easy-to-use long rifles and spears, you do realize spears reduces the fear in battle... And with guns instead of daggers, they'll probably put up quite a fight. Mayuko: I believe so too, but how are we gonna train them? Drautic: Easy! Akira'll train them. Right, Akira? (shoves Akira) Ehhh? Bizkit: Yeah yeah yeah! Now let's go to the ship and bring that weapons! Drautic: Today's the day where we test our courage we have to fight this... THIS MAN, WHO CALLS HIMSELF A KING! Today, we decide who's king and we decide who's gonna rule us! We will fight his reign of terror of both stupidity and tyranny! We will act now! Squire: My liege, we heard what happened to you. I have gathered all of your men.! We await your order! D.S.: Bring everyone, and we leave in the morning! Drautic: Hmmm, that king has guts... BUT, WHY'D HE BRING A LARGE ASS ARMY?! Austinato: Yeah, we were supposed to leave after the battle but... DAMMIT! Renzu: Let's just get this over with, I'll lead the army, gunners!! Take your positions and wait for my signal fire to start firing! The rest of you, follow me! Rebel Captain: Aight! You heard the man! Follow him!!! Squire: Any plans my liege? D.S.: Crush them with everything we've got!!! Now haul some ass and start killing them! King's army: YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! (Charges at the rebel army) Rebel Captain: (Loads pistol and rifles) Listen up, it's lock & load, aim and fire! Now go!!! Renzu: Aight, use your long spears to fight them at a distance! Squire: Sire! We're losing more men than the rebel army! We have to do something! D.S.: Damn! (Jumps to the battle) Quick sand double hole! (Shoots a small ball of sand which turns into a big quicksand, trapping the rebel army) Rebel Captain: Oi, is time to shoot now?! Renzu: (blocks an attack with one of his hex swords) Do it, DO IT NOW!!! Rebel Captain: Fire!!!! D.S.: Shit! Press on forward tell those bazooka brothers to take out their guns or KILL THEM ALL!!! Bazooka Brothers: We're on it!!! (Fires a barrage of rockets to the direction of the enemy gunners) Rebel Captain: Shit! Take evasive maneuvers! Avoid those rockets at all-- (BOOM) What the hell was that!? Dammit! Fire back at them!!!! Akira: I'll take out those bazooka brothers!!!! Dasher: (Beats the crap out of 10 men) Yeah! Drautic, finish the king off! Drautic: Don't tell me twice! (sprints towards the King's direction) DIE!!!!!! D.S.: Quicksand shield!!! (Forms a shield made up of quicksand) Drautic: Heh! Shinigami Trick: OBLIVION PUNCH! Drautic: Bata!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!! (His punch went through D.S.'s shield) D.S.:Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (Is sent flying) How the hell..?! Melon: Damn, if it wasn't for his black butterfly crap... This fight would've ended long ago!!!! Leon: I agree, he's a master illusionist but not just that... He shares the same last name as your captain, correct? Melon: Yeah, no wonder he's strong... Aldous: My name's Draco D. Aldous, you saying you know someone who shares the same last name as I do? Melon: Yeah! And we're not gonna die just yet!!!! Leon: Hell yeah! D.S.: *Heh* Looks like you're a lot stronger than I have expected... Drautic: Nah, you're just weak... There're tons of guys stronger than me, you're so lucky I'm the one who's gonna kick your ass... Now, go down like a good dog and get knocked out by my punch. D.S.: Insolent son of a----(Gets punched by Drautic) Drautic: Listen, I ain't using my devil fruit cause I find it pointless on going all out on a weak guy who claims to be emperor... D.S.: *Heh* Quicksand.... Vortex!!!! Drautic: *Sigh* Drautic: Now to take care of the rest of his.... Mayuko: Something on your mind, Drautic? Drautic: It's nothing, it's just I find it weird... Senshin: Don't worry, whoever's the superior of D.S.... We'll kick his ass either way... Dasher: Right on!!!! Akira: Yeah, now time to par-teh!
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