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| - CROW: Joel? JOEL: Yeah. CROW: Joel! Jo-- JOEL: Uh, over here, yeah. CROW: Oh, there you are. Uh, I'm confused. Uh, Just who is this Godzilla guy? TOM: Yes, wise one. Please, teach us. JOEL: I don't know if you're ready for this. TOM: [at same time as Crow] Oh, please Mr. Joel. Please! Come on. Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! CROW: [at same time as Servo] Oh, please! Please! Pleeeeease! JOEL: Okay, my little robot friends, but we only pass this way once. This is called the "Godzilla Genealogy Bop." Would you hit it, Professor Cambot? [music starts] CROW: Huh? TOM: Oh, like-- TOM: Oh. JOEL: Right.
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| - CROW: Joel? JOEL: Yeah. CROW: Joel! Jo-- JOEL: Uh, over here, yeah. CROW: Oh, there you are. Uh, I'm confused. Uh, Just who is this Godzilla guy? TOM: Yes, wise one. Please, teach us. JOEL: I don't know if you're ready for this. TOM: [at same time as Crow] Oh, please Mr. Joel. Please! Come on. Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! CROW: [at same time as Servo] Oh, please! Please! Pleeeeease! JOEL: Okay, my little robot friends, but we only pass this way once. This is called the "Godzilla Genealogy Bop." Would you hit it, Professor Cambot? [music starts] In order to know Godzilla, we've got to look into his past. CROW: You know studying genealogy is gonna be a blast. JOEL: Ah, you've got it little robot pal, we're swinging into high. TOM: Come on, let's cut to the chase you couple of geeks, and get to the family tree! CROW: Huh? JOEL: Well, it started with a nuclear blast and pets that were released. TOM: Oh, like-- TOM & CROW: --baby alligators and other nasty beasts? JOEL: Right. The fusion reaction caused them to grow a thousand times their size. TOM: Oh. CROW: Well, that explains Godzilla's attractive tail and thunderous thighs! JOEL: Right. TOM: Ah! JOEL: Now you're getting it little buddy-- CROW: Ah! JOEL: --but now we must move on. TOM: Uh huh. JOEL: Godzilla's not the only one to benefit from the A-bomb. TOM: Yeah. Look, there's Aunty Ness from Scotland's Loch, they married in the spring. And their first-born was Godzooky, and now we begin to sing! [in background] Bop be du-bop! Be du-bidie du be du bop.... [you got the picture....] CROW: Godzookie went to Hollywood, an agent to the stars. He had an affair with Lorna Lufts and smoked a big cigar. TOM: And outta the lust of the Lufts affair Ron Perlman resulted. CROW: Hu! JOEL: You know, surgery was considered for him, but nobody was consulted! Oh, I did it again. CROW: Then Ron met Yoko Ono, and they began to spawn a couple of hundred horrible things as green as Forest Lawn. TOM: There they are: there's Kermit the Frog , the Swamp Thing, Hulk, and Ernest Borgnine too! CROW: But Ernest Borgnine isn't green! TOM: Well put him on a boat and he is! JOEL & CROW: WHAT?! TOM: Hey! Who's that at the bottom, a-wallowin' in his shame? CROW: Oh, that's just Steve Guttenberg of Police Academy fame. TOM: Huh. JOEL: To wrap it up, the worst mutation... CROW: No, you don't suppose?! TOM: Oh yes it is, the horror of horrors-- ALL: --Karl Malden's nose! TOM & CROW: Ohhhh nooooo! JOEL: We got movie--commercial sign on top. CROW: Dig it.
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