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| - :[Stewie criticizes Brian's texting and driving]
:Stewie: That was a stroller, not a speedbump.
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:[Stewie tries to give Chris advice on how to handle bullies]
:Chris: What if I said "Hey there shortie!"?
:Stewie: I'd say "Have another donut, you albino gorilla."
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:Peter: Smoke break!
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:Chris: I mean... you have... a vulva and fallopian tubes.
:Girl: Finally, a guy who listens!
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:Peter: Well, I finally quit smoking and I'm ready to go back to normal!
:Lois: Peter, that's not how it works. The damage you've done is irreversible.
:Brian: Yeah, Lois is right. As bad as you look, the damage you've done to your heart and your lungs is, no doubt, exponentially worse.
:Peter: What?! Well try cuttin' to the outside of the house over some music. That usually works.
:[Cuts away to outside of house, then back inside with Peter still looking bad]
:Peter: Fuck!
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