The campus is located in downtown Cairo to take advantage of the fumes(Carbon Monoxide, etc..) from the 30,000,000 vehicles that pass by as they have be proven to enhance the thinking process by killing your brain cells. A second advantage from this downtown campus that is dissected by 5782 roads, is that it allows the students ample opportunity to exercise as they run across the road darting and weaving trying to avoid that bus going at 100 kilometers per hour that might take them before they do something that is going to get them those hot, smoking and totally *%$@able virgins in heaven. Lets not forget those that choose to come by car, an additional level of suffering is added to their misery as they rove the streets of downtown Cairo looking for a parking spot much the same way a creat
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| - The campus is located in downtown Cairo to take advantage of the fumes(Carbon Monoxide, etc..) from the 30,000,000 vehicles that pass by as they have be proven to enhance the thinking process by killing your brain cells. A second advantage from this downtown campus that is dissected by 5782 roads, is that it allows the students ample opportunity to exercise as they run across the road darting and weaving trying to avoid that bus going at 100 kilometers per hour that might take them before they do something that is going to get them those hot, smoking and totally *%$@able virgins in heaven. Lets not forget those that choose to come by car, an additional level of suffering is added to their misery as they rove the streets of downtown Cairo looking for a parking spot much the same way a creat
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| - The campus is located in downtown Cairo to take advantage of the fumes(Carbon Monoxide, etc..) from the 30,000,000 vehicles that pass by as they have be proven to enhance the thinking process by killing your brain cells. A second advantage from this downtown campus that is dissected by 5782 roads, is that it allows the students ample opportunity to exercise as they run across the road darting and weaving trying to avoid that bus going at 100 kilometers per hour that might take them before they do something that is going to get them those hot, smoking and totally *%$@able virgins in heaven. Lets not forget those that choose to come by car, an additional level of suffering is added to their misery as they rove the streets of downtown Cairo looking for a parking spot much the same way a creature of the night looks for its prey. The most dangerous of all the hazards that AUC students faced on the old campus were the cats. These cats were no normal street urchins but seasoned urban predators capable of intimidating and taking down prey several times their size. Many an innocent was incapable of escaping the cats, It was only the vigilant who were capable of escaping their grasp. AUC has also been actively building a larger and more advanced training center on top of a plateau outside of Cairo. However due to numerous problem the administration has come forward with this estimate in an attempt to calm the masses "The new campus should be finished shortly after the arrival of the Second Coming of (Christ) but before judgment day. God and Chuck Norris have already RSVPed for the grand opening". Once the completion of the New Campus was announced it caused a spontaneous and joyous mass ejaculation from the entire student body the likes of which has never been seen before.
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