super "Ultra" diabetes (born December 5, 1948) (originally named Wilford Brimley) was born in Beijing, China, mothered by Jackie Chan. Sir diabetes later became a transsexual stripper with fellow roommate Ann Coulter, singing renditions of disco songs in the mid 70s by The Village Men and Donna Summer. Ultra Diabetes soon went into a deep depression after finding out his fellow roommate Ann Coulter had a sex-change operation — not only that, but he/she also became a full-blown homophobic/capitalist/right-wing/bitch. 1978 is the year when Ultra diabetes stopped dragging.
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