| abstract
| - Future Rigby: Commander Rigs to home ship. Initiating final Timenado approach. Future Benson: (Via radio) Right behind you, Commander Rigs. Future Benson: Skips, Muscle Man. Port and starboard war guns. Future Skips and Muscle Man: Yes, sir. Future Benson: Pops! You're on top. Future Pops: Okay. Future Rigby: Follow my lead! Future Rigby: It's the temporal crystal. Now we destroy it! Skips! Future Skips: Hm. Future Muscle Man: Uh yeah. Good job rangers. Mission Adjective almost accomplished. Not let our guard down for just one second. (He gets shot and killed.) Future Gang: MUSCLE MAN!!! Future Skips: Huh? (He gets shot as well.) Future Pops: Over there! Future Rigby: Take cover! Future Rigby: FIVES!!! Future Mordecai: Seize fire! Rigby and Benson, you're outnumbered! Dude, you totally stop this blood shed! Give up! Future Rigby: Hey traitor! How's the hand holding up?! Mr. Ross: Ha! Ha! Ha! You might want to listen to your little friend here. While you're still alive. Future Benson: Go stuff it, Ross! Future Rigby: Yeah! You to chill out man! Forget all about erasing time business! Mr. Ross: "Chill out!?" Oh I think I was pretty chilled out, when I went to prison because of you and Mordecai's little stunt back in high school But I guess I should thank you for creating this wonderful weapon. Future Benson: What're you talking about?! Mr. Ross: Mordecai and Rigby created the Timenado. Future Benson: What? Future Rigby: LIAR! Mr. Ross: Oh I'm the liar! HA! That's a good one! Isn't that a good one Mordecai?! Future Mordecai: Yeah, hilarious. I know what you did Rigby! And I'll never forgive you! Future Rigby: (gasps) Past Mordecai: Dude I didn't get in. Future Benson: Commander Rigby! Future Rigby: It was such a long time ago! I didn't do anything. Future Benson: I don't need you to tell what you did. If we get of here, can you fix it? Rigby, fix this. That's an order. Future Rigby: No admiral. Future Benson: RAAAH!!! Run! Run! (Starts shooting forces) This one's for Pops! And Skips! And Muscle Man! And Fives! Future Rigby: Stupid! STUPID!! Computer voice: Time circuits on. Future Rigby: Take me back to high school! Gotta fix this! Computer voice: Calculating time jump. Future Mordecai: Stop that ship in the name of Lord Ross! Future Rigby: What happened to you, man? How can you work for him!? Future Mordecai: I couldn't stay at the park forever! I have to think of my career! Future Rigby: How about your friends? Future Mordecai: We're not friends! We haven't been friends for a long time! Computer voice: Course, plotted. Future Mordecai: Press that button and I will shoot you! Future Rigby: Hey Mordecai! GO AHEAD!! Mordecai & Rigby: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- t's up Eileen?! You're the queen of the coffee beans! Spill them up fill them up! Can't start the day without a cup! Eileen: You know you could just ask for a refill like normal people. What's up, though? I've never seen you guys here this earily? Mordecai: Breakfast burrito from the truck outside. RIgby: (Shows her the bag) Best Burritos in the city! It's the name of the place, but it's actually pretty good. Eileen: Nah, I've never subscribed to order a food from a vehicle. What time are you guys suppose to work though? Mordecai: (Looks at the clock) Oh, no! Mordecai: Dude! I thought you said you gassed up the cart! Rigby: Hmm. Yeah what I meant was. I didn't gas up the cart let's go get breakfast burritos. (Mordecai punches Rigby.) OW! Mordecai: Would it kill you to tell the truth once in a while? Rigby: Wait! Where are you going?! Mordecai: Come on. We can't be late again! Benson: Meeting at 10, Skips. Skips: Hmm. Guy: Hey! What the...? Rigby: It's a free country! Benson: Hey, guys. Meeting in 8. (sniffs air) Ugh!! (closes the door) Muscle Man: Hehehehe. You know who else has a meeting in 8? My Mom! Rigby: Oww!!! Cramp! Cramp! Mordecai: Power through it, dude! Benson: Meeting in 5, Pops. Pops: Oh, jolly good show! Mordecai: Get up. Come on! Benson: Mordecai, Rigby. Meeting in... (He opens the door to see nothing; sighs) Of course. (closes the door.) Rigby: Wait! Wait! Mordecai: Wait! Wait! Rigby: We're here! We're here! Mordecai: We made it... we made it on time! (both high-five) Benson: Uhh... Yeah. You're not on time. (Turns red) Because the morning meetings already OVER!!! Mordecai: Sorry Benson! We could have gone here sooner, but the cart ran out of gas! Muscle Man: (To Mordecai) You know who doesn't run out of gas? Benson: Leave! Skips: (To Mordecai and Rigby) Good luck fellas. Pops: (To Mordecai and Rigby) Bad show! Benson: (To Mordecai and Rigby) You know, you can't just walk into work whenever you feel like it. We have rules here. And when you break the rules, your gonna pay the consequences! Wait! Pay the consequences or face the consequences? Mordecai: Face the consequences? Benson: Face the consequences! (lift two sheets of pink papers) Mordecai: What are those? Benson: These are pink slips. One with your name on it, and one with yours on it, and now it's time for me to say the word I've been waiting to say for a long time... YOU'RE FIRED!!! Mordecai: No Benson! You can't! Rigby: Yeah, we got a good excuse! Benson: Oh really, what's that? Rigby: (holds up the bag, now with Benson's name on it) We got you breakfast burritos. Benson: What? Rigby: You know, just to say we're sorry for messing up at work all the time, right Mordecai? Mordecai: Uh, yeah. Rigby: (Sing-Song Voice) Best Burritos in the city. Mordecai: Dude that was awesome! When did you write his name on the back? Rigby: Pretty much the whole time he's talking. The old writing notes behind the back trick. Mastered that one back in high school. Mordecai: Ha yeah. Only flying your plan is now I'm starving. Rigby: Yeah, me too. You wanna sneak out and get some food? Mordecai: Nah, Benson's been watching us this whole time. Rigby: I think we're gonna have to ride this out until dinner. Mordecai: Pfft, yeah, right. If we have to go that long before taking a break, then I'm gonna start looking for another job. Rigby: Yeah, right. You wouldn't leave the park. Mordecai: I don't know dude, I'm just saying. Mordecai: It's not like we can just keep working at the park forever, you know. Rigby: Whatever, you said that now. Ugh! Mordecai: I don't know, man, but I just think it's something we really should be... Rigby: RUN!!!!!! Mordecai: Dude, you can't run away from the future! Mordecai: Get off, dude. Skips: You guys alright? Muscle Man: WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! That was AWESOME! Benson: (Shocked, turns red) What did you DO?! Rigby: It wasn't us! Mordecai: Yeah, that meteor came out of nowhere. Hi-Five Ghost: Uh, I don't think that's a meteor, guys. Rigby: Wooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Pops: It looks like some sort of vehicle. Rigby: A spaceship!. (He goes to the spaceship.) There's gotta be a door somewhere. Benson: Rigby, no, get away from there! Mordecai: Dude, what are you doing?! Rigby: Relax, I just wanna check it out. (The hatch steam appears, scaring him) Ahhhh!!! Muscle Man: (freaking out) I can't be abducted, bros! I'm probe sensitive! Rigby: (clueless) That's a weird looking alien. Mordecai: Dude, he looks like you. Benson: Yeah, but way cooler. Future Rigby: Help. Mordecai: Oh, geez. Benson: That doens't look good. That's not good, right? Skips: Uh-uh. Mordecai: Who are you? Future Rigby: It's me, Rigby. I've traveled back from the future to seek your help. Muscle Man: But how can you be Rigby?! You look so awesome! Future Rigby: Thanks. I really grew into it. (coughs) The universe is on the verge of being destroyed. And it's all because you tried to make a time machine in high school. Mordecai and Rigby: What? Benson: What is he talking about? How can that be? Rigby, what did you do? Rigby: What? Nothing! Benson: Oh yeah, I'm sure. Muscle Man: Is this for real right now!? Pops: But I like the universe. Future Rigby: STOP TALKING!! (groans) That failed time machine was the genesis of a massive Timenado. Mordecai and Rigby: A Timenado? Benson: A Time-what? Skips: Timenado, a tornado that can travel through space in time. Come on, Benson, keep up. Mordecai: Wait, wait, but I thought we just blew up the science lab. Future Rigby: That's what I thought too, but it turns out what we did created something far more destructive. (He press the button to show everyone the image of the Timenado) The Timenado is the vinamin of great power. It's terminal energy creates portals through time. Normally harmless, but now it's been harnessed and weaponized by a mad-man called Ross. Rigby: Mr. Ross? Our old teacher? Future Rigby: The one and only. Ross is using the Timenado to suck up Earth's timeline. Entire pieces of the future is being erased. Portals starts appearing one after the other Ripping through the fabric of time until nothing is left. Years, whole decades gone in an instant. The Intergalactic Park Rangers have been trying to stop it to no avail. Mordecai and Rigby, you need to go back in time to stop us from trying to make that time machine, or all of time will be erased. Rigby: Well, why us? Mordecai: Yeah, why don't you go back and stop it? Future Rigby: I was trying to, but getting shot kind of changed the plan. Skips: What happened? Who shot you? (Future Rigby lifts up his arm and moves to and points at Mordecai.) Future Rigby: Him. Rigby: You shot me?! Mordecai: What? No, I didn't do anything. Muscle Man: Woah, you guys stop being friends? Future Rigby: Rigby, come here. (Rigby comes to him) Closer. (He grabs Rigby to get him closer.) Don't... (coughs) Rigby: Aw, man! Future Rigby: Don't make the same mistake I did. (coughs) Rigby: Dude, come on. Future Rigby: You have to tell the truth, even if it means losing Mordecai. It's the only way to save the universe. Benson: This is crazy... It's crazy! What was he talking about? Time being destroyed?! I... I-I-I-I... Skips: Why don't you tell us about this time machine? Mordecai: Well, all we wanted after school is to go to College U together... but Rigby got in and I didn't. So we tried to build a time machine to fix it, but it exploded and destroyed the whole science lab. Muscle Man: Whoa! Wait, Rigby got accepted and you were rejected? But Rigby doesn't know anything about anything! Rigby: Hey!! Muscle Man: You must've really tanked on that college essay. Mordecai: Pfft! Yeah, who knows? We both got expelled, and our science teacher Mr. Ross got fired. Rigby didn't graduate and lost his scholarship to College University, and I ended up just going to junior college. Rigby crashed with me in my dorm. I dropped out of college, and then we loafed around for a bit, we got this job at the park-- Skips: Okay, okay, I think we're caught up, Monologue Johnson. Pops: I don't understand. How can Mordecai and Rigby stop being friends? Hi Five Ghost: If they can't make it, then you and me have no chance! Muscle Man: Yeah, bro. What was the future you saying about you having to tell the truth or something? Did Mordo blow you away over some crazy secret? Rigby: Uh... what? No... I-I don't know! It must be something that happens in the future. Benson: This can't be happening. This has to be a prank. This has to be a prank! Muscle Man, I won't even be mad at you if you just tell me you're orchestrating all of this. Muscle Man: Bro, I'm somewhat flattered that you think my craft is at this level, but ultimately I'm deeply offended that A, you'd think I'd put my buns through this turmoil, and B, that you'd think I'd listen to orchestra music!! (He leaves the house.) Benson: Well, I don't know what you guys are trying pull with all this- Rigby: Dude, if we wanted to get out of work, we'd just play video games. Mordecai: I think this is for real, man. Benson: Skips, come on. Skips: I have a feeling we should take this seriously. Benson: WHAT!? How can we even know if this thing is really from the future? Muscle Man: Guys! Check out this sweet future gun I found on the ship! (Laughs and runs back out.) Rigby: Cool! Mordecai: Awesome! Benson: Muscle Man, no! Wait! Benson: Muscle Man, put that down before you break it! Muscle Man: Chill, bro, I don't think it works. (sees a power button) Oh, wait. Mordecai and Rigby: Woah!! Muscle Man: WHOOOO!!!! This baby's legit! Mordecai: We gotta go. Rigby: We gotta go. Mordecai: We're going. (to Skips) Skips, wanna help save the universe? Skips: I'm in. Rigby: Muscle Man, Fives? Muscle Man: You know it, bro. Hi Five Ghost: Yeah, for sure. Mordecai: Pops? Pops: Anything to help you two out of a pickle jar. Mordecai: Okay, three minutes, everyone. Grab some supplies and meet back at the ship. Benson: (Looking at his now-destroyed car) My car. I just paid it off. Rigby: Hey, Benson, painting the steps is gonna have to wait, gotta go save the universe. Skips: Benson, come on, we don't have much time. Benson: But I just bought a new air freshener. Benson: Make it tighter. Tighter! Skips: Huh. Hey guys! Who's gonna fly this thing? Mordecai and Rigby: Wooooaaahhhhh!! Rigby: It's just like.... Mordecai: All the controls are... Mordecai and Rigby: One, two, three! One, two, three! One, two, three! Rigby: OOOHHH!!! Mordecai: Augh, we should've played Punchies. Rigby: Ha ha ha ha ha! Benson: Wait, Rigby's driving? He doesn't even have a license! Rigby: Come to Papa. (He presses a green button, which starts up the ship.) Ship's computer: Welcome back, Lieutenant Rigby and Galactic Park Rangers. (The rockets start up as the ship begins to ascend.) Pops: (laughs) We're flying! Muscle Man: (Swinging his shirt over his head) Whoo! Whoooo! Wait. Where's my stash? Where's my stash? Oh no, Bro. (His stash of food is shown on the outside, then falls off. Inside, the monitor reads "May 28, 6 years 4 months.) Ship's computer: Calculating time route, May 28, 6 years and 4 months into the past. (A panel opens, revealing a button that says "Time Warp".) Rigby: Bingo. Hold on to your butts! Benson: What, what'd he say? (The ship takes off and exits the timeline. Everyone screams as ships pass by. Rigby looks back and sees the Timenado base. The computer reads the date again and the ship dives back into the timeline.) Past Mordecai: Hey, dude. I've heard they started sending out letters for College U. Did you think we got in? Past Rigby: Yeah man. Everyone gets in to that school, that's why we applied. Dude, we're going to College U!! Past Mordecai and Rigby: WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAA! Past Rigby: Our lives rule. Jablonski: Well, well, well, if it isn't the State Championship Ruiner. You cost us the game, State Championship Ruiner! Past Mordecai: Dude, it was an accident. Jablonski: Stay out of this, Mordecai! This is between me and Volleyball State Championship Ruiner McGee. Past Rigby: (shoving Jablonski) Whatever, Jablonski! I told you that wasn't me! Jablonski: Oh, yeah?! We got proof! Past Rigby: (in the video) Thank you! Past Mr. Ross: (in the video) RIGBY!!!!!!!! Jablonski: See? Past Rigby: Could've been anybody. Principal Dean: What's going on here?! Jablonski: Oh, Principal Dean. We were just helping Rigby with his homework. Everyone knows he's not doing so hot in school when it comes to the studies, right? Principal Dean: This isn't The Francis Jablonski Show! Now get to class, all of you! Past Rigby: Francis... (snickers) Principal Dean: You, save your laughs, because Mr. Ross needs to talk to you ASAP. Past Rigby: What, why? Principal Dean: I don't know, something about you failing science or something. Just go talk to him. (He walks away.) I don't think this school can handle another Year of the Rigby! Benson: Why did Rigby have to drive? Mordecai: Is everyone okay? Muscle Man: (off-screen) Yeah, I'm okay. Rigby: Yeah. Ship's computer: Engine damage critical. Rigby: That's not good. Mordecai: Skips, can you fix it? Skips: I'll take a look. (to Muscle Man) Muscle Man, give me a hand. Benson: Looks like the coast is clear. Mordecai: Race you to the top. Mordecai and Rigby: Woah. Mordecai: (chuckles) We're definitely in the past. Rigby: (chuckles) Yeah. Benson: What's so funny? Mordecai: Good question. We'll have to mullet over. (He and Rigby chuckle) Okay, okay, we're not far from the high school. Let's go destroy the time machine. Benson: Tell me what's so funny. ---- Muscle Man: What's the damage, Doc? Skips: Too early to tell. I gotta get my tools. Just stay here and guard the ship. (He climbs out of the crater to get his tools) Muscle Man: Don't worry, Skips, we're not going anywhere. I gotta use it. Hi-Five Ghost: Yeah, me too. Muscle Man: This thing's gotta have a bathroom, right? (They go into the ship and they find a bathroom.) Bingo. Muscle Man: What the-? Where's the toilet? Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost: Uhh... Muscle Man: Forget this, im going in the bushes! Hi-Five Ghost: You said it! Past Muscle Man: Woah, bro. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Past Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost: Crash Pit! ---- Mordecai: We got next. (Places his quarter on the bottom of the screen) Past Mordecai: Pfft. Well we might be a while. Rigby: Better watch out for that alien ship. Past Rigby: What alien shi...? Past Mordecai and Rigby: Augh!!! Past Rigby: Man, that came out of nowehre. Augh! Mordecai: You gotta take the hidden warp to Level 2 to bypass the ship. Past Rigby: How do you know that? Rigby: We've had a couple years to master it. Past Mordecai: But this game's brand new. Mordecai: Not when you're from the future. Past Mordecai: Woah, what?! Mordecai: Yeah, man, it's me. Past Rigby: How is this possible? (Rigby shows him his glasses.) Past Mordecai: Dude, wasn't Mr. Ross building a time machine? Rigby: None of that is important right now. We're just here to help-- Past Mordecai: (serious) Wait, how do we know you're who you say you are? Past Rigby: (serious) Yeah, if you're really us from the future, what's on the back of his deck? (Points at Past Mordecai's skateboard) Mordecai: Oh, a dumb drawing of our made-up character, Señor Sensei. Past Mordecai and Rigby: WOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Mordecai and Rigby: WOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Past Mordecai: So why are you guys here? Past Rigby: Do you need us to help save the universe or something? Rigby: Pfft, no. We're to help you finish your science project! Past Rigby: Woah, really? (To past Mordecai) Sweet, dude, more help! Mordecai: Yeah, it's, uh, pretty important that you graduate. Past Rigby: (gasps) Did I get into College U? Rigby: Yeah, we totally got in, man! Past Rigby: Whooo!! Yeah!! (laughs) Past Mordecai: Awesome! (To Mordecai) What about me, did I get in too? Mordecai Uh, I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise. Past Mordecai: Yeah!! Past Rigby: Ha, ha, awesome! Mordecai: So, uh, we should probally get going to that lab, right? Past Rigby: Wait, but I still don't know what to do for my project! Rigby: Oh, just, uh... (Looks at a volcano on the side of an arcade game, then a waitress carrying chocolate Jell-O and a boy spitting up soda on a table) Just build a volcano, that's what I did. Past Rigby: Okay! Building a volcano with my future bros! Past Mordecai, Past Rigby, Mordecai and Rigby: WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (Scene changes to the science lab where Past and Present Mordecai and RIgby have finished the volcano.) WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Past Rigby: "Thanks for the extra credit. I lava science" Hmm, hmm "Rigby". Hehehehe. Past Mordecai: Dude, you spelt your name wrong. Past Rigby: Grr!! (Places a "B" between the "g" and the "y".) There. Can't even tell the difference. Rigby: Don't worry, man. I do that all the time. Past Rigby: See? Anybody can make that mistake. Past Mordecai: Yeah, but you're the same- never mind. So what's happening with you guys? Mordecai: Uh, we're gonna disappear back to the future. Rigby: Yeah, but we can't do it with you watching. ---- Muscle Man: Alright, now to get to back to doing what we do best, guarding a space ship that our only hope to get back hooooome. (The ship is gone.) Is this the right crater? Skips: What did you do? Muscle Man: Nothing, Skips. Honest. We just went to the bathroon real quick, and when we came back the ship was gone! Skips: The ship doesn't even work, how can it be gone?! AND WHY ARE YOU NAKED!!? Muscle Man: You know what? I'll... I'll go over there! Skips: (sighs) How in the world can this happen? (he finds a shirt and reads the font on it) "I Ate From the Trash at Paparellis." Hi-Five Ghost: Hey Muscle Man, didn't you had a shirt like that, six years ago? Muscle Man: Yeah. (realizes something) Oh no, bro! Past Muscle Man: We've crash a lot of things in this crash pit over the years. But I have a feeling, this is gonna be the best. Past Hi-Five Ghost: You know it, bro! Past Muscle Man: What the-? Past Muscle Man: Take the wheel, Fives. Past Muscle Man: What do you think you're doing, bro?! Muscle Man and Past Muscle Man: Huh? What the-? Past Muscle Man: Why can't I fight you, man?! Muscle Man: 'Cause I'm you, bro, and you're not driving this ship into the Crash Pit! Past Muscle Man: Whatever! You can't tell me what to do, old man! Muscle Man: Actually I can, because I know something that you don't. Past Muscle Man: What's that? Muscle Man: Always guard your pepperonis. Past Hi-Five Ghost: Aaaahhhh!!!! Muscle Man, Hi-Five Ghost and Skips: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Skips: (to Muscle Man) Next time, use the space toilet! Muscle Man: Don't worry, Skips. For the rest of this trip, I'm holding it. (Falls down the from the the spaceship) Muscle Man: Well? Did you guys save the universe? Benson: Does this answer your question? (He pulls out a bottle of sparkling grape cider and pops it open, causing everyone to celebrate. Muscle Man fires the gun upward, Pops throws lollipops, and Mordecai and Rigby dump a container of sports drink on Benson.) WHOA! WHOA!! What are you guys doing? Mordecai: Sorry. We found it in Skips' van. Rigby: You can't celebrate without dumping sports drink on somebody. Benson: Ugh. Skips, how much longer 'til you fix this? Skips: Give me 20 minutes. Benson: Ugh, then I'm gonna find a shower. Does this thing have a bathroom? Muscle Man: Uh, might not wanna use that, bro. Mordecai: Glad that's over. Rigby: Yeah, no kidding. Mordecai: Well, I guess I'll never shoot you in the future, although we never found out how that happened. ---- Past Rigby: (laughing) Whoa! (he falls and goes inside) Yes! It's here! Aw, yeah, it's got my name on it and everything! You guys want to get the camera ready? Okay, okay, after, after, after. (He open the letter and reads it.) I didn't get in? But...Everybody get in. What -- What am I supposed to do now? Rigby's Dad: Listen, Rigby, we were kind of expecting this so we looked up an out of state school where --. Past Rigby: Out of state? But I'm supposed to go to college with Mordecai. Rigby's Mom: Listen, this is only college that will accept you. Past Rigby: Well, then, I won't go to college then! (Sobbing, he runs upstairs.) Rigby's Dad: Rigby, you're going to college whether you like it or not! Past Rigby: If I can't go to college with Mordecai, then I don't want to go to college at all! (He slams his door, throws things off his desk, tears down his "College U" posters and turns on his console.) Game: Welcome to College U, the College for Everyone. Past Rigby: Meh! (He flips his T.V. to the ground and falls to his knees, resembling Future Rigby's flashback. He looks at his letter, which has "Rejected" stamped on it in red.) How are Mordecai and me gonna stay friends if we go to different colleges? (Gasps) What if he got rejected, too? (Things fade to white and shows Rigby's bike. Rigby is at Mordecai's house looking through his mail until he finds the letter. He opens it and reads before finding he was accepted. A typewriter falls to the ground as Rigby types rejected.) Sorry, Mordecai. (He finishes typing, puts the letter in the mailbox, puts his typewriter in his backpack and picks up the real letter. Behind him, a bus arrives hitting a trash can.) AAHH!! Past Mordecai: Dude, did you see all that lightning? Must be a storm a'brewing. (Rigby turns around, still holding Mordecai's real letter.) Hey, is that your acceptance letter? Past Rigby: Uh, yeah. I got in. Past Mordecai: I knew you could do it. (looks in the mailbox and gasps) Guess what: I got mine, too. (He reads the letter) Dude, I didn't get in. What the- they let you in but not me? That doesn't even make any sense. No offense. Past Rigby: Hey, forget them. If you're not going then neither am I. (He tears up Mordecai's letter.) Past Mordecai: No. Do you still have the keys to the science lab? Past Rigby: Yeah. Past Mordecai: I need your help finishing Mr. Ross' time machine. (The screen fades to white. Rigby appears out of bushes, only to find his past self and Past Mordecai leaving on their bikes.) Rigby: (Running) No wait! You have to tell Mordecai the truth! (Gets exhausted) Please! (Rigby collapses, then he hears clapping. He turns where the sound is revealed to be Mr. Ross.) Mr. Ross! Mr. Ross: The one and only! Jerk move changing Mordecai's letter like that. But I guess you're kind of the king of jerk moves. Like the time you ruined my volleyball state champaionship. Rigby: What that was an accident! Mr. Ross: Oh, yeah. I wonder what would happened if I accidentally showed Mordecai your little secret! Rigby: It's over, Ross! We destroyed your time machine so just get out of here! Mr. Ross: Oh, that doesn't matter. I'll just replace it with this! (Mr. Ross shows him another time machine.) Rigby: No! Mr. Ross: I wouldn't wanna stop you're high school from blowing up the science lab, creating the Timenado. Ooh. Gotta run, they'll be here in a few minutes! Rigby: No! Mr. Ross: Bye! Rigby: No! No! No! ---- Benson: For a minute there, I thought we’d be stuck in the past. Hi Five Ghost: (sees another dark portal) Uh, guys? Maybe we shouldn’t leave quite just yet. (The park workers all saw dark portals in the past.) Skips: The portals. ---- Benson: No! (angry at Past Rigby) Rigby, what did you do?! Past Rigby: I'm sorry, mister. We didn't mean to --. Benson: Don't you get it? You just created the Timenado again. That's the whole reason we're here! Past Mordecai: What? Why didn't anyone tell us? Past Rigby: Yeah, we didn't know. Mr. Ross: (Laughs) Oh, man, this is gonna be to good. Past Rigby: Mr. Ross? What happened to you? Mr. Ross: Time traveling as much as I have hasn't treated me well. But it's all about to pay off. Why don't you tell Mordecai the real reason you were trying to finish my time machine? Past Mordecai: But Rigby was just helping me so we could go to college U together. Mr. Ross: Oh yeah! You don't know! Rigby never got in to College U. Mr. Ross: But you did. Past Mordecai: What? Mordecai: Wait what? Mr. Ross: (Chuckling) Oh, wait. Mordecai, you did't know that? Mordecai: Rigby, what is he talking about? Rigby: I don't know, he's crazy. Mr. Ross: Oh, am I?! Am I craze-o, Rigby?! Then why don't you read the "acceptance letter" you've been carrying around. Rigby: No! I don't have to! Mr. Ross: Read the letter! Mordecai: Do it, Rigby. Rigby: "From the Admittance Office of College University. Dear, Rigby We regret to inform you that you have not been accepted into this Fall's freshman class at College University." Mr. Ross: Keep reading! Rigby: "Though College University is a massive school and it was a record year for how little applications we received, the admissions committee simply could not find any reason to include you in our enrolling class. The deans were obliged to select among candidates who clearly could do the minimum work required at C.U. We hope you can understand our situation, if you can understand this letter at all. (As he reads this, Benson winces while the Park workers look at each other.) But rest assured that we did not make this unanimous decision on a whim and as a result, we are not able to consider any appeals to this decision, so don't even try. Though our school motto is "The College for Everyone", sometimes college isn't for everyone. We thank you for your interest in C.U., but again, to reiterate, we won't be seeing you anytime soon. (While reading this, Future Mordecai gains a look of regret while Past Mordecai looks at Past Rigby.) Or ever. Sincerely, the Admissions Board at College University." Mordecai: You've been lying to me all this time? Mr. Ross: Huh, ouch. (Chuckles) But don't worry. The siting of that lie won't last much longer. Mordecai: What? Mr. Ross: Time for the next phase of my "Get revenge on Rigby" Plan. Get rid of his best friend. (Everyone gasp) Set me up, me. Ha! (hits the volleyball bomb) Rigby: NO!!! (As the volleyball bomb is about to hit Mordecai, Future Mordecai blocks it and the volleyball bomb hits Future Mordecai in the chest and falls. Mordecai screams from seeing his future self with a hole in him and screams again.) Mr. Ross: Oh come on! Whatever! As soon as I get back up into space, I'm going to erase all of time and blow up the Earth anyways! Mr. Ross: Hey Rigby, remember when you ruin my state championship game? Now we're even. OOOOOAAAAAHHHH! (Goes through the portal but pops his head out.) This is what you losers sound like and nobody likes it! OOOOOOOOOOAAAA!!!! (Goes in the portal before it disappears.) Rigby: Mordecai? Mordecai: I can't believe you, Rigby. All this time you were lying to me?! And what, so you forged my rejection letter, is that it?! Rigby: Yeah, but... Mordecai: ARRRRGH! Why would you do that!? Rigby: I had to. You would have gone off to college without me. Mordecai: You don't get it, do you!? Rigby: It was just one lie, I was just trying to- Mordecai: It's always just one thing with you! You don't do that to your best friend! Arrg!! You're.... (frustrated) YOU'RE THE REASON I'M STUCK IN THIS DEAD-END JOB!!! Rigby: Well, I'm stuck, too! Who better to be stuck with than your friend? Mordecai: You're not my friend. All you've ever done is hold me back. And I'm an idiot for not seeing it until now. Benson: Rigby, no! Benson: Wait! Stop! Mordecai: Come on! Future Mordecai: Put me down! Put me down! (groans) It was all a waste, Mordecai. I sold us out. I climbed the evil corporate ladder, I had an evil six-figure salary, and even bought an evil condo in Maui -- right on the beach. Ugh, and for what? No family, no friends. Work isn't everything. It's not wort shooting your best friend over, I'll tell you that. Truth is (Groans) Right now, I'd trade in my life for an afternoon playing video games with my bro. (Coughs) The future is in your hands. (Future Mordecai smiles then he coughs) Ohhhhhh. (Future Mordecai dies.) Mordecai: No! Past MordecaI: Dude, did we just die, dude? Mordecai: Yeah, dude. Past Rigby: Dude, let's get out of here! Benson: Rigby! Stop! Rigby: (crying) Fly me into the sun so I won't have to be sad anymore! Computer Voice: Fuel cells critical. Rigby: No, No, No! Come on! STUPID SHIP! STUPID SHIP! Computer Voice: Auto pilot engaged to nearest refueling station. Benson: Terrific! This is just... (Kicks a rock) GREAT! Pops: Why would Rigby do such a thing? Benson: I'M GONNA KILL HIM!! High-Five Ghost: (To Muscle Man) Why don't we just go back in time before Rigby took the ship and then-- Muscle Man: (To High-Five Ghost) Or, better yet! Just go back further and try all over again! Skips: (To Muscle Man) Because we don't have time. OR A WAY TO GET BACK NOW!!! (Looks up) Huh? Benson: He's gone! He took the ship! Mordecai: Good. We don't need him. Pops: Well, what are we to do now? Mordecai: (Sigh) I don't know. ---- Father Time: Oh good. You're awake. Rigby: What happened? Father Time: Emotions, feelings happened. Then you slip and hit your head. Not your finest hour. Wantta see my finest hour? It's around here somewhere. (A clock falls off him and Rigby dodges it.) Father Time: Sorry. Rigby: Who are you? Father Time: I am Father Time. (More clocks starts to fall off of him.) Rigby: You don't look so hot. Father Time: I don't feel so hot, then I guess that to be inspected, considering there's a craze-o guy trying to destroy all of time. Rigby: Why are saying craze-o, too, it's crazy!! Father Time: In the future is craze-o, I'm just being era-appropriate. But anyways, how about you, how are you doing? Rigby: Bad! I'd messed up and everybody hates my guts now. They're better off without me anyway, wherever they are. Father Time: Well that's one way to look at it. While you're out, your friends have been busy. They'd joined Gene and the Intergalactic Park Rangers. They engage to an epic space battle with that science teacher of yours. It's weird really? they don't stand a chance. Guess I'll never understand humanity. Rigby: Why are you showing me all this? I blew it! I'd lost Mordecai. Father Time: Mordecai, uh? You're not friends anymore? Rigby: Tell me so himself. Father Time: Ah, that's rough. Well I'm sure you did all you could to save your friendship too. Rigby: Uh yeah, I did a bunch of stuff, I'd wallet myself pity, I'd flew off in a rush! Father Time: Whoa, you did do a lot. Rigby: I know. There'e literally nothing else I could do. Father Time: There is one word you could say to Mordecai. A word to fix everything. Rigby: Great. But this word is in a different language? Then when am I gonna have time to learn another language? Father Time: (Sighs) "Sorry", Rigby. The word is "Sorry". Father Time: And if you really want to say it to him, you know where to find him. (More clocks starts to fall off of him.) Rigby: AAH! Father Time: I'm not long for this existence, but least I won't leave here with any regrets. How about you? Rigby: I got to go say "I'm sorry". (Rigby gets in the ship.) Father Time: I took the liberty of filling your tank up while you were out. That'll be $50,000. Rigby: What?! I don't have that kind of money! Father Time: Just kidding. It's on the house. Father Time: Geez. Can't take a joke? Rigby: I'm coming, Mordecai. ---- Rigby: Mordecai! Benson: What are you doing here, Rigby? Haven't you ruined enough timelines for one day? Rigby: I have to apologize to Mordecai. Skips: We'll cover you, now go! Rigby: Huh? What is this? Toddler Mordecai: Hehehe. You're funny. My name's Mordecai. Toddler Rigby: I'm Rigby. Oooooohhhhh!!!! Toddler Mordecai and Rigby: Oooooohhhhh!!!! Future Rigby: What happened to you, man? How can you work for him!? Future Mordecai: I couldn't stay at the park forever! I have to think of my career! Future Rigby: How about your friends? Future Mordecai: We're not friends! We haven't been friends for a long time! Rigby: Ohh!!! Mordecai?! Mordecai! (Sees Mordecai) Mordecai! (runs to him) Listen, Mordecai, I just need to- Mordecai: Now is not the best time. Mr. Ross: You guys. We gotta stop running into each other like this. Mordecai: Step aside, Ross. Rigby: Yeah, it's time to finish this! Mr. Ross: I'LL BE FINISHED WHEN TIME IS ERASED, AND YOU TWO ARE DEAD!!!! Mr. Ross: I've been waiting a long time for this! Rigby: I'm sorry for ruining your dumb volleyball game, okay?! Just let it go, man! Mr. Ross: "LET IT GO?!" Do youi know what it feels like to dedicate your life to something and then have it ruined?!! Rigby: Yes I do. And I'm going to work hard to make it right! Mordecai, now!! Mordecai: Thanks. Skips: You guys alright? Mordecai: Yeah. Skips: Whoa, is he gonna regenerate? Mordecai: No, the fall must have broken his neck collar. Skips: Let's do what we came here to do. Rigby: Wait, I need to say something. (to Mordecai) Mordecai, this is all my fault. If I haven't change the letter, you wouldn't have wanted to go back in time and the Timenado would never been created. Mordecai: Well, I think Mr. Ross had it out for you anyways. Rigby: It doesn't matter. I robbed you of your future because I was being selfish. You're the only friend I ever had and I couldn't stand the thought of losing you. I held you back and ruined your life, and I'm sorry. Mordecai: Dude, you didn't ruin my life. What you did was messed up. But I think before I was putting too much blame on you for how things turned out. I've made plenty of mistakes on my own for sure. And if you didn't do what you did, maybe things would have been different. But I take work at a lame job at a park with my best friend, any day. Rigby: Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph Mordecai: Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph. Mordecai and Rigby: Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph-hmph hmph-hmph-hmph. Rigby: Now get out of here. I'm going take care of this on my own. Mordecai: Rigby, no! You don't have a protective suit, you'll die! Rigby: I'm tired of you always fixing my problems. This time I'm going to fix it! Mordecai: No! Skips: Come on! We've gotta go! Rigby: Hey Mordecai, one more thing! Saving the world is the best thing I've ever done. So if you can get Benson to make a sweet bronze statue of me to put at the front of the park, that'll be really cool. Mordecai: NOOOO! Skips: We have to leave him! It's too late! Mordecai: NO IT'S NOT! ---- Reporter: Yes, sad news. A explosion at West Anderson High, has left the entire science lab destroyed. Let's go to our area cover jumping chopper six, Frank. Frank Smith: I tell you, Jim. It's pretty crazy down there, I never seen anything like this. Past Margret: Whooooa. Frank Smith: Margret, stay back sweetie. Principal Dean: So you're telling me you've tried to make a time machine using Mr. Ross' plutonium, AND BLEW UP THE WHOLE SCIENCE LAB?!?! Past Mordecai and Rigby: Yeah. Past Mr. Ross: Okay, I can expl- (Principal Dean punches him in the face and falls down on the floor) Ow! (Principal Dean picks him up in the arm) Principal Dean: You're going to jail, Ross! And you two, I'm calling your parents, you two are expelled! Past Rigby: Wait! Before you go, I have something to say something to Mr. Ross. (walks to Mr. Ross) I'm sorry for ruining your state championship game, Mr. Ross. I know it meant a lot to you. And if it wasn't for me, you guys totally could have won. I'm sorry. Past Mr. Ross: (growls angrily, but is relaxed) That's all I been waiting to hear. *phew* man! I feel so much better now. You know, I was about to plan a crazy complicated revenge plan on you but, now I don't feel like doing that at all. Ha! Now I feel like we can be best friends. You guys want to get burgers, my treat. What do you say, Principal Dean, can we get burgers? Principal Dean: No! You're going to jail! Past Mr. Ross: Oh yeah. Principal Dean: Now march! Past Mr. Ross: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Man! Come on! Principal Dean: I said march! Mordecai: Even though they were really cool, I hope we never turn out like them. Rigby: I promise never to shoot you with a laser. Mordecai: I promise to never laser you, either. (Upon making these promises, Future Mordecai and Rigby disappear, much to everyone's surprise.) Mordecai and Rigby: Whoa. Benson: Well... I guess this wraps a neat little bow around everything. Benson: Mordecai, Rigby. A new day of new beginning now you're a little late but we can work on... (He looks to see nothing, then he gets angry) Mordecai & Rigby! Waiter: Okay, that will be 3.95... Rigby: Uh. Sorry how much? Waiter: 3.95. Rigby: Okay. Here you go. (He throws money) Can you just throw a food up here. We're in kinda hurry. Rigby: Thanks. Mordecai: Dude! This was a bad idea. We're late! Rigby: Oh we're not late. We'll never going to be late again.
|
![[RDF Data]](/fct/images/sw-rdf-blue.png)