About: Wheeling Jesuit University/Buildings/Campion/McHugh

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Originally, Campion/McHugh was simply known as "McHugh". It was the single male dormitory on campus, named after the legendary marksman Saliziti "Skeet Shot" McHugh, who was a sniper for the Black Assassins. Before it became a dormitory, it was known as a catacomb for Wheeling College's heroes of old - legend says that some remains of Insanius may still be found there. Many of the Dschinghis Khan Protectorate's greatest sultans lie in marble tombs within McHugh. Due to expansion needs, McHugh was converted into a dormitory in 1506; although incidences of homoeroticism were present from the very beginning, they happened infrequently enough that they could be ignored. It was burnt down and rebuilt once in 1557, when one of the residents dared a roommate to set his beard on fire.

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rdfs:label	Wheeling Jesuit University/Buildings/Campion/McHugh
rdfs:comment	Originally, Campion/McHugh was simply known as "McHugh". It was the single male dormitory on campus, named after the legendary marksman Saliziti "Skeet Shot" McHugh, who was a sniper for the Black Assassins. Before it became a dormitory, it was known as a catacomb for Wheeling College's heroes of old - legend says that some remains of Insanius may still be found there. Many of the Dschinghis Khan Protectorate's greatest sultans lie in marble tombs within McHugh. Due to expansion needs, McHugh was converted into a dormitory in 1506; although incidences of homoeroticism were present from the very beginning, they happened infrequently enough that they could be ignored. It was burnt down and rebuilt once in 1557, when one of the residents dared a roommate to set his beard on fire.
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abstract	Originally, Campion/McHugh was simply known as "McHugh". It was the single male dormitory on campus, named after the legendary marksman Saliziti "Skeet Shot" McHugh, who was a sniper for the Black Assassins. Before it became a dormitory, it was known as a catacomb for Wheeling College's heroes of old - legend says that some remains of Insanius may still be found there. Many of the Dschinghis Khan Protectorate's greatest sultans lie in marble tombs within McHugh. Due to expansion needs, McHugh was converted into a dormitory in 1506; although incidences of homoeroticism were present from the very beginning, they happened infrequently enough that they could be ignored. It was burnt down and rebuilt once in 1557, when one of the residents dared a roommate to set his beard on fire. As Wheeling Jesuit University began to grow, the need for more dorm space was becoming a pressing concern. Io the Invincible, the president of the university at the time, realised that his "freedom homes" were not working, as the cardboard boxes kept blowing away in the fall and were improperly insulated in the winter. He thus initiated the construction of a new building, which he would name "Campion", after Charles Campion, the founder of Campion Taxidermy, West Virginia. The plans were laid out and construction began right away. Unfortunately, due to a mathematical oversight on Io the Invincible's part, the building was placed too close to McHugh. Io considered demolishing McHugh, but his parakeet advisor warned him that doing so would anger the spirits of the Protectorate's deceased sultans. Thus, Io allowed construction to continue, and the buildings merged. The point at which McHugh and Campion join is known as the Vortex of Pain, which is often compared to Ignatius Hall's Vortex of Suck. More recently, the building has been unofficially dubbed "Camphugh" by the university's lazier students. This unpronuncable shortening is widely ridiculed by most serious students. The leadership of WJU's Own Tom ended forcefully after the WJU Administration compelled the enlightened servant of God to graduate in the summer of 2006. Regarding this forced termination of office, Tom referred to Residence Life as "a bunch of fairies".

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