As of 11/16/12, the company that owns and makes Twinkies, Hostess, filed for bankruptcy due to unreasonable employees and Michele Obama's evil "health" plans. See Michele Obama's Big Evil Plan to learn more. However, RobotnikClause set up a top-secret Twinkie factory in Canada because he liked them, so you can still get Twinkies in Canada.
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| - As of 11/16/12, the company that owns and makes Twinkies, Hostess, filed for bankruptcy due to unreasonable employees and Michele Obama's evil "health" plans. See Michele Obama's Big Evil Plan to learn more. However, RobotnikClause set up a top-secret Twinkie factory in Canada because he liked them, so you can still get Twinkies in Canada.
- Twinkies was a snack that was made by Hostess Brand and started being made in the United States during the 1930's, however ceased being made in 2012 when Hostess went bankrupt. by 2025, Hostess announced that it was making a comeback and this time with a new and better policy, which increased the flow of Twinkies by the millions. Miles Walker also enjoys Twinkies and anything else that is Hostess.
- When eating Twinkies one should consider the limitless possibilities of his relentless failure towards the majority of the world... in other words shut the fuck up (what?!) Twinkies are often unheard of outside Mainland of the Americanphere but are likely to be introduced to other states of Americanphere soon, Where there is likely news of the products arrival. In Eurzetraila theyare practically unheard of but sometimes sampled by America Worshipers going to their Shrine. Mostly the experience of Twinkie bar is so horrible that who experience requires therapy and real food from back home, although many True American Worshippers may see rejecting a Twinkie bar as a sin and will swear to Eat Holy's land food from that point on, often at unconsumable propations known as American size, this of
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| - When eating Twinkies one should consider the limitless possibilities of his relentless failure towards the majority of the world... in other words shut the fuck up (what?!) Twinkies are often unheard of outside Mainland of the Americanphere but are likely to be introduced to other states of Americanphere soon, Where there is likely news of the products arrival. In Eurzetraila theyare practically unheard of but sometimes sampled by America Worshipers going to their Shrine. Mostly the experience of Twinkie bar is so horrible that who experience requires therapy and real food from back home, although many True American Worshippers may see rejecting a Twinkie bar as a sin and will swear to Eat Holy's land food from that point on, often at unconsumable propations known as American size, this often leads to obesity, heart attacks, Ostracizing by fellow Eurzetrailan's and may in extreme cases result in lack of sex. Twinkies are a highest on the list of Eurzetralian food taboo (which all the food listed is from the Americanphere mainland which is rated highly dangerous the WHO in Geneva) and twinkiephobia exists at its strongest in Europe district of Euzetraila although in recent years they are attracting Irish Moms while getting their monthly clothes shopping in New York City (and in more recent years Boston and Chicago & Orlando outlet malls)who are often delusional due effects of price tag-lag (A disease cause by the mass difference in prices between Republic Ireland and and Rest of the big ball or Dublin and rest of Ireland Controlled Ireland) although the sales of Twinkies to Irish shoppers has seen a decline due to that thing that mean no more money coming out of ATM (believed to be linked to those banks giving all their money to poor people by forgetting to check their credit history) but expected to see a seasonal peak sold to Irish moms at Christmas time getting extra shopping! In Many world detestation's the world Twinkie can be misunderstood be twink, the pray of gay pedophiles who don't want to risk jail and settle with gay (sometimes straight) boys who are aged in late teens thus in adulthood! These young men are normal stupid. Many straight men in same age bracket are mistaken as these people. Accounts by word researchers show Twink may of came from Twinkie.
- As of 11/16/12, the company that owns and makes Twinkies, Hostess, filed for bankruptcy due to unreasonable employees and Michele Obama's evil "health" plans. See Michele Obama's Big Evil Plan to learn more. However, RobotnikClause set up a top-secret Twinkie factory in Canada because he liked them, so you can still get Twinkies in Canada.
- Twinkies was a snack that was made by Hostess Brand and started being made in the United States during the 1930's, however ceased being made in 2012 when Hostess went bankrupt. by 2025, Hostess announced that it was making a comeback and this time with a new and better policy, which increased the flow of Twinkies by the millions. Miles Walker also enjoys Twinkies and anything else that is Hostess.
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