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| - To determine whether or not a “person” of choice is a Fjortis or not, there are several measures you can take. The most striking and easy-to-spot deviances from the norm of ordinary humans are the clothing style, often little thought-out and with poor fashion-sense; wearing dark vestments cluttered with commercial advertisement. A baseball cap is often present in male specimens, often with some captions supporting a local sports team of some kind. Female specimens often wear minimal, tight and revealing clothing of the latest cheap but expensive-looking brand, which seems to play a crucial role in their mating rituals (Austen, 2002). Horny males can sometimes be observed clutching with their large and dirty hands at the females round bottoms – this is believed to be a way for the males to
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| - To determine whether or not a “person” of choice is a Fjortis or not, there are several measures you can take. The most striking and easy-to-spot deviances from the norm of ordinary humans are the clothing style, often little thought-out and with poor fashion-sense; wearing dark vestments cluttered with commercial advertisement. A baseball cap is often present in male specimens, often with some captions supporting a local sports team of some kind. Female specimens often wear minimal, tight and revealing clothing of the latest cheap but expensive-looking brand, which seems to play a crucial role in their mating rituals (Austen, 2002). Horny males can sometimes be observed clutching with their large and dirty hands at the females round bottoms – this is believed to be a way for the males to show that they are set on mating with this particular specimen within 72 hours. If the female finds the male to be of poor health or not rich enough, she will reject him with a slap in the face (Pabodie, 2000). Fjortisar are often about the size of normal humans, varying from small specimens about 155 cm height to over 190 cm. Weight can be anything from a mere 35-45 kg amongst the frail female specimens to 80-115 kg among the large and loud-mouthed dominant males (Nudger, 1991). Males (also known as "brats" or "stekare") often keep their hair rather short, their eyes are usually devoid of emotion and whoever meets their glance will catch a glimpse of a cold accusing stare.
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