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| - One evil tv show on channel 31 Judith shindlin as Judge Judy. Judge Judy is infamously agressive, and has been described as "a real court villain" and her wicked nasty rulings brodcast in big ticket and it's a bad show! Judge Judy is a fake!!!
- Judge Jewdy (known man-hater) was spawned in a shallow pond before the dawn of history. Before her investiture as a judge in Noo Yoic City, Judy and sidekick Punch moonlighted as Japan's most famous crime fighting duo. This team single-handedly defeated Godzilla in the great battle of Domokun. Punch was incapacitated by the giant lizard, but Judy saved the day by wearing the terrible beast down with the power of her Unrelenting Nasal Pitch. Judy sentenced Godzilla to star in a lifetime of poorly crafted Japanese made for television movies. After a sordid scandal involving Charles Manson and a dozen kielbasa sausages, Judy reluctantly departed Japan for the United States of America. Here Judy fought another infamous battle with the omnipotent Ronald Reagan. Reagan nearly defeated the noble judge with his Alzheimer's blast, but the quick thinking Judy redirected the rays with her Horned-Rimmed Spectacles of Judgment. Then she fucked a donkey. Unknown to her at the time, the donkey failed to pass a marijuana hair-folicle test. This had proved that Satan's grand-ma-ma had a purely homosexual deficiency in the land of 'Um.' Judge Judy is famous for her television show in which she rules on small claim cases at 1:00 in the morning. When asked why she ran her court cases so late in the night she responded; "Because I'll desintergrate if the sunlight hits me! You try living for 279 years and survive the sunlight!" She later slashed the reporter's throat, killing her and was taken to court. But because she was the judge ruling in the court case she was let off. Her television show first aired in 1952 at one in the morning (when the show was broadcasted live) but due to a lack of audience and censorship, the time slot is now in the middle of the day sometime and is no longer live.
- In "A Fistful of Meg", in order to buy off some jocks to defend her, Meg tries to explain that she isn't made of money like Judge Judy. Judge Judy appears howking her diet aids between segments. Judge Judith Sheindlin is voiced by Alex Borstein.
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