It is Widely-known fact that the USSR did really stand for the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. However, it is really not an acronym for Ultimately Superb Soccer Robots. When the USSR was formed, Russia was actually using the "Soviet Union" alias to cover their real plan. They were secretly developing robots made to be inhumanly good at soccer. They were doing this in an attempt to take over the world by demoralizing other countries by beating them repeatedly in soccer championships. They originally planned to put Richard Nixon masks on the robots disguising them as humans so no one would catch on to their fiendish plan. The robots were intended to be ridiculously mighty, and talented in the sport of soccer (or football in the case of Europeans). Although some of their prototypes were
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