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| - Break Up is a booster that appears in the multiplayer of Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. It belongs to the increased damage (pink-orange) class of boosters, and it causes the players weapons to do increased damage to breakable objects. It can be purchased from level 10 onwards from the multiplayer store for $11,250.
- This break up is one of the worst to bear out of all of them. Following this kind of break up can often emerge relentless hounding of one person involved by the other, and stalking in extreme cases. This is because of the vacuum of emotion left behind after this break up. It can often a powerful response such as the aforementioned as well as other adverse effects such as the relentless listening to of the Guns N' Roses song; "November Rain".
- Todd: Episode 6, Mario featuring Gucci Mane and Sean Garrett. To date, this is the worst song I've ever reviewed, that I have even, like, a full video review for it. This is...horrifically bad. Like, it was like a running joke between all my friends, like, this is just the most godawful, horrific, worst unlistenable piece of garbage that any of us had ever heard. And...I feel like this is...where it started to get kind of ambitious...like, there's only so much you can do with the ten-minute limit on YouTube. I had my Mario statue, I was...I just felt like I was putting more into it just 'cause...I hated it so much. I hated this song, I still hate this song. And a little trivia—when I do my little piano intro, I am completely faking it, because I had no idea what the actual chords were for
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| - Todd: Episode 6, Mario featuring Gucci Mane and Sean Garrett. To date, this is the worst song I've ever reviewed, that I have even, like, a full video review for it. This is...horrifically bad. Like, it was like a running joke between all my friends, like, this is just the most godawful, horrific, worst unlistenable piece of garbage that any of us had ever heard. And...I feel like this is...where it started to get kind of ambitious...like, there's only so much you can do with the ten-minute limit on YouTube. I had my Mario statue, I was...I just felt like I was putting more into it just 'cause...I hated it so much. I hated this song, I still hate this song. And a little trivia—when I do my little piano intro, I am completely faking it, because I had no idea what the actual chords were for this, and it actually sounds way better when I play it than when you actually hear the actual song. I think that helped...be surprised...be surprising how awful it was. Ugh. I'm still so angry at it. I'm smiling, but it hurts. Episode 6, "Break Up" by Mario. Todd: So, lately I've been talking to a lot of young people, and I'm learning what the kids are listening to these days. You know, I'm finding out a lot of things I didn't realize. Young Jeezy, for example, more popular than I realized. And the kids are also very into this new guy [picture of Gucci Mane] I've never even heard of—Gucci Mane. You know, I told the kids I hadn't heard anything about him, but it turns out he's got a song [clip of "Break Up"] on the radio right now. See him and...some other guy I've never heard of are guest performers on a new song by C-list R&B singer Mario. Video for "Just a Friend 2002" Todd (VO): Mario's been around for a while, and his music has ranged from the forgettably terrible... Mario: But you say I'm just a friend Say I'm just a friend Todd (VO): ...to the terribly forgettable. Video for "Let Me Love You" Mario: You should let me love you Todd: But this new song called "Break Up" seems to be doing pretty well for him. It's his biggest hit in years. And I'm so intrigued by it, that I brought Mario himself down here to talk about it. Todd/Mario [in bad Italian accent]: It's-a me, Mario. Todd: It is you, Mario. You ready to hear your new song? Todd/Mario: Let's-a go. Video for "Break Up" Girl: I love you, but I don't think I can love you anymore Todd: Pause. All right, two seconds in, and I'm already impressed. So much emotion packed in one short sentence. Did Princess Peach inspire this, Mario. Todd/Mario: It's-a me, Mario. Todd: What insight. Let's keep listening. I can wait to hear more. Mario: When I kiss you so good Why would you wanna break up? When this loving is so good Why would you wanna break up? Todd: What is this? Mario: When this feeling is so good Why would you wanna break up? Loving you, loving you, loving you Todd: This is a song? Todd (VO): This is...this is supposed to be music? This is popular? Wha...? What is...? Mario: Why would you wanna break up? Ohhh! Gucci Mane: Now baby girl done dumped me She no longer wants me Todd/Mario: [almost can't do it anymore] It's-a me...Mari Todd: I don't even wanna do the Super Mario bit. [Puts the Mario statue away] Have to focus on this atrocity. Mario: Loving you, loving you, loving you When I'm, when I'm loving you, loving you Todd: This is the music of Hell! This is like evil, haunted funhouse music. Clip of creepy clown dancing plays over... Mario: When I kiss you so good, why would you wanna break up? When this loving is so good, why would you wanna break up? When I hit that so good, why would you wanna break up? Todd: Okay. So... Todd (VO): Mario and Sean and Gucc...oh God. Which one is which? Todd: Okay, they...they sound like they threatening to kill this girl. Mario: Why would you wanna break up? Do anything for you Why would you wanna break up? See I been driving through... Todd: [holding knife] I'd do anything for you. Why would you wanna break up? Sean: I know I made mistakes before Todd: This song doesn't even sound bad, it sounds...wrong. Like a horrible mistake in the recording studio. [From behind] Oh, God! I accidentally used the bass track from song 5 instead of song 4! [frantically looks to his left and right] And this album's due in half an hour! Oh God! Just leave it! And then there's Gucci Mane. Gucci: Now baby girl done dumped me She no longer wants me I'm no longer hired She said that I've been fired Todd: Really? This is the hot new rapper everyone's talking about? Gucci: Why you wanna leave me? You should wanna tease me Todd: Really? Gucci: Over, no more smokin' doja Baby girl went AWOL She used to be my soulja Todd: Interesting that you use the word "soulja". Because you kind of remind me of a different soulja. Video for Soulja Boy - "Crank Dat (Souljia Boy)" Soulja Boy: Soulja Boy up in this oh... Todd (VO): Yeah, I went there. I just totally burned you. I just associated you with Soulja Boy. I bet you're totally feeling ter... Video for Soulja Boy feat. Gucci Mane - "Gucci Bandana" Soulja: Ey, Gucci bandana, Gucci, Gucci band... Todd (VO): Never mind. Okay, at least I know what I'm dealing with now. Mario: Do anything for you Why would you wanna break up? See I been driving through your hood Why would you wanna break up? Todd: Oh, you charmer, you. I was gonna leave, but then I found out that you were driving through my hood. Oh, baby, I just can't let you go. Mario: Makin' you them promises Then breakin' your heart again Tellin' you she wasn't when she was then we arguin' But, baby...I love you Todd: Am I not smart enough for this? Is this some kind of experimental avant-garde thing that's just going way over my head? 'Cause unless someone makes an argument, I'm just gonna assume that I'm not dumb enough for this; that I've just got too much going on in my head; that I can't absorb something this awful. Mario: I love you Oh! Todd: Oh! Hip-hop, stop shouting "Oh!" for no reason. [Clips of three different songs with "Oh!" ] Not every song needs a bunch of random guys shouting "Oh!" Clip of Eric Clapton performing "Tears in Heaven" Eric: Would you know my name If I saw you in... Mario: Oh! Lovi-- Mario: Don't I lace you with the Gucci? Todd: What? Mario: Don't I deck you in the Louis? Todd: Oh, you mean Gucci and Louis Vuitton, the fashion labels, 'cause you got a rapper named Gucci on the track, so that's...that's confusing. Oh, and another thing, for straight guys, rappers sure do care a lot about fashion, don't they? They're like...they're like Sex and the City characters over here. Am I right? [long pause] WHO CARES?! WHO CARES WHAT THEY'RE RAPPING ABOUT?! IT STILL SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE CONVERTED MY NIGHTMARES TO AUDIO! Todd (VO): Do I actually have to analyze the lyrics to this song? Isn't the music bad enough? Okay, here goes. What's the message of this song? Mario: Do anything for you Why would you wanna break up? Todd: Uh-huh? Gucci: On to the next one, more fish in the sea Todd: Yeah? Sean: Imma change my ways, we can work it out Todd: All right? Sean: If you leavin' baby don't leave me til tomorrow Tonight we gone get a lil tipsy with a bottle Todd: Oh, geez. You always know exactly what to say. Go on. Mario: Sayin' I'll be faithful but I don't Todd: Got all that? If you just had a breakup, and you need a song that expresses the following: [text appears] A. But I'm so awesome! B. Whatever. C. I promise to be better. D. Lemme getcha drunk! ...and E. My promises are worthless. Basically, if your breakup is giving you raging, incurable schizophrenia, man, have I got a song for you. Mario: Don't I deck you in the Louis? Don't I make your earlobe freeze? (Seriously, I didn't make that up) Todd: That is the single weirdest sex boast I've ever heard. I mean, I've heard of making your toes curl, but "your earlobe freeze"? Like, just the one? Gucci: Bein' Icy ain't easy I make it look easy Todd: [beating top of piano] Beat is drilling through my skull! Oh, by the way, it's time for another game of Finish the Rhyme. [Plays fanfare] Bring it on! Sean: You may be familiar but to me, you're a model Everything that I e-eva seen in a ______ Todd: Bottle. [Buzzer sounds with (X)] Throttle? (XX) Waddle. (XXX) What?! Sean: Everything that I e-eva seen in a Quick cut to Todd ...MODEL If you... Todd (VO): HOW IS THIS SONG ACTUALLY GETTING WORSE?! Who could listen to this?! It's not catchy, you can't dance to it! Why would anyone wanna listen to this?! Todd: [head in hands] I just...I just don't understand how anyone could...[comes back up and finds something in his hand. He drops it on the piano, revealing...] This song is so bad, it's making my hair come out in clumps. [Rubs under his nose] And my nose is bleeding a little. I'm done! I'm done! This review is over! Let me just finish up by saying, no joke, not trying to be funny, this is the worst song I've ever heard! Todd (VO): Who's ever responsible for this, should be killed. Who's ever listening to this, should be sterilized. Todd: Oh, and as for Gucci, well, I just have one thing to say about him. Gucci: I don't like Gucci. Todd: And neither should you. I'm out.
- This break up is one of the worst to bear out of all of them. Following this kind of break up can often emerge relentless hounding of one person involved by the other, and stalking in extreme cases. This is because of the vacuum of emotion left behind after this break up. It can often a powerful response such as the aforementioned as well as other adverse effects such as the relentless listening to of the Guns N' Roses song; "November Rain". The theory behind it: This break up occurs when one of the people involved in the break up, (henceforth called person A), was the first love of the second person, (to be called person B). Because person B is unable to let person A go because of the strong emotion never felt before, the prieviously discussed effects tend to emerge, out of a willingness to be blind to everything happening. Much in the same fashion that an idiot puts his hands in his ears, closes his eyes and screams "LALALALALALALA" *Ahem* Coping techniques: Person A: Shoot person B in the head or move countries. Not much will stop person B. Also consider pretending to be gay for a few months or start memorizing the bible, in fact anything which would seem detrimental to ones love life should be fine. Person B: Unhook the phone, hit your PC with a hammer and throw your house keys out the window. Anything to keep you away from person A, your going to call them. You dont want to, but you will. Thats a guarantee. Also worth considering are pretending to be gay and talking the ears off anyone who will listen. Strong will is a necessity. Restraining orders are no fun. Nope.
- Break Up is a booster that appears in the multiplayer of Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. It belongs to the increased damage (pink-orange) class of boosters, and it causes the players weapons to do increased damage to breakable objects. It can be purchased from level 10 onwards from the multiplayer store for $11,250.
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