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According to James Ussher, Earth was created in 4004 BC by YHWH, and don't you let no soulless, blood-sucking Darwinist tell you differently; you is what you is! -Actually, it was Moses who discovered writing this year on mount Ararat. It is generally accepted that, had the instructions been followed properly, the Jews would be living in a much more hospitable place, like Guatemala.

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rdfs:comment	According to James Ussher, Earth was created in 4004 BC by YHWH, and don't you let no soulless, blood-sucking Darwinist tell you differently; you is what you is! -Actually, it was Moses who discovered writing this year on mount Ararat. It is generally accepted that, had the instructions been followed properly, the Jews would be living in a much more hospitable place, like Guatemala.
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abstract	According to James Ussher, Earth was created in 4004 BC by YHWH, and don't you let no soulless, blood-sucking Darwinist tell you differently; you is what you is! -Actually, it was Moses who discovered writing this year on mount Ararat. * young joc proceeds to eat his mother. * October 29th - On this day, YHWH decided that he had better things to do than sit on his ass all day playing Tetris on his GameBoy. Unfortunately for Mr. Ussher, YHWH did not invent Earth today (having already been invented). Instead, YHWH began to create a land on Earth for himself and future peoples who would worship him, so his mother would stop nagging him about his divine deitism. (His aunt and uncle were gay at the time, so they had their own problems to work out.) The actual recipe he used was lost but a fragment remains, found several years ago. Different fragments include, "...ir the mayonnaise gentle into the mixture, allowing the oil to sink down and a crust to form on to th...", "...ake at gas mark 12 for si...", and possibly the most enigmatic fragment, "...r base are belong to u...". This process would be observed by the now sombre Solomon , hoping against hope his prophecy wouldn't come true. It is generally accepted that, had the instructions been followed properly, the Jews would be living in a much more hospitable place, like Guatemala. * October 30th - Jacob ben Oldeweiss invents Judaism and Betamax™ after getting a vision from YHWH. He packs up his harem and stuff and quickly moves to Israel, where he begins a moneylending practice. * October 31:Ebay is started and the first item is the southern hemisphere which is sold to George Washington. * October 32nd - Human-DOS is released. * Saddam Hussain bombs Russia.

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