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| - Scene: Planet. Ice. Cold. Man 1: It is quite cold, wouldn't you say? Man 2: Say, where is my toe? Man 1: Blasted, Puke! You lost your toe again? This time I'm telling the princess! Puke: No! Not princess Laidup! Anything but that! Man 2: OK, you go check out that thing that hit the ground. I'm going back to Hollow Base. Puke: It's a deal! Yeti thing: Rawr. Puke: Ahhh! Yeti thing: Dearest me... would you like some tea? How about I have you for dinner? Puke: Delightful! Puke: Use the Horse! Glowing old man: Puke! I'm dead. You watched me die. Go to that bubbling place and find some green lump so you can kill your dad. Puke: Ugh. I think I'm going to pass out. Man 1: Puke! Puke: Ugh. Puke:Dak! Dak: Ouch, my ear. My contact came out! Puke, slow dow-- Man 1: Uh-oh spaghettios! This way is blocked. We have to go through the Nuteral zone! Dog:Rawr!!! Laidup: Han, your a hunky playboy. Let's have sex. han: Later, hotty! Dog, start up the engines! Dog: Rawr! Trash can: Beep Doot Beep Puke: Shut up, P5. I have to find a giant booger. Booger: Found me you have. Yogurt my name is. Puke: Are you thick and creamy? My insides feel as though they are going to burst... Booger: follow me, you shall. To my mud hut we go. Party time! Puke: U1! Shut the fuck up! Im trying to listen to my favorite tunes. Puke: OMg It's Dart Wader! Dart Wader: I am your father. Puke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! To be continued...
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