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The professor only had a small homemade batch of 59 kittens to work with. His experiments would have to be chosen wisely. He knew determining the swiftest way to recycle kittens was of utmost importance. This would, according to Norway, lead to the emergence and eventual dominance of the Kitten recycling market. Through trial and error, the professor deduced two main facts: * Kittens could travel over 4km with the appropriate trebuchet * Kittens possesed no soul and were capable of severe bodily harm when squeezed

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rdfs:label	Kitten recycling center
rdfs:comment	The professor only had a small homemade batch of 59 kittens to work with. His experiments would have to be chosen wisely. He knew determining the swiftest way to recycle kittens was of utmost importance. This would, according to Norway, lead to the emergence and eventual dominance of the Kitten recycling market. Through trial and error, the professor deduced two main facts: * Kittens could travel over 4km with the appropriate trebuchet * Kittens possesed no soul and were capable of severe bodily harm when squeezed
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abstract	The professor only had a small homemade batch of 59 kittens to work with. His experiments would have to be chosen wisely. He knew determining the swiftest way to recycle kittens was of utmost importance. This would, according to Norway, lead to the emergence and eventual dominance of the Kitten recycling market. Through trial and error, the professor deduced two main facts: * Kittens could travel over 4km with the appropriate trebuchet * Kittens possesed no soul and were capable of severe bodily harm when squeezed How would the world react to recycling kittens? What government agency, if any, would be brazen enough to take on the financial responsibility of devising a recycling center infrastructure? Many questions tumbled around the poor professor's head for minutes on end. After a quick scotch, the professor began drawing up detailed plans. This resulted in an intriguing, primarily electronic, inhumane method of removing the important materials from the kitten, and discarding the head. The mighty professor took a rough cloth and battery version of his new invention to the Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company (now known as 3M) in an effort to attain underwriting funds. As most historical texts state, the professor was kidnapped en route from 3M verses en route to 3M. However, as history will clearly show, Professor Frink was kidnapped from within 3M.

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