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Dr Manplayer is theoretically a scientist who is widely regarded as one of the most influential and best known sexually abusive scientists of all time. He is often regarded the father of many fields of fringe science, notably the Law of Alcoholic encumbrance, and is also the father of many orphans. In 1942 he received the "Best Dressed Scientist of Our Time" award from the Novel Prize for Physics, and has been voted ten times in a row from 1938-1948 as the "Least Homosexual Scientist" by Gay! Magazine (which he frequently writes extremely homophobic articles to).

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  • Dr Manplayer is theoretically a scientist who is widely regarded as one of the most influential and best known sexually abusive scientists of all time. He is often regarded the father of many fields of fringe science, notably the Law of Alcoholic encumbrance, and is also the father of many orphans. In 1942 he received the "Best Dressed Scientist of Our Time" award from the Novel Prize for Physics, and has been voted ten times in a row from 1938-1948 as the "Least Homosexual Scientist" by Gay! Magazine (which he frequently writes extremely homophobic articles to).
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  • Dr Manplayer is theoretically a scientist who is widely regarded as one of the most influential and best known sexually abusive scientists of all time. He is often regarded the father of many fields of fringe science, notably the Law of Alcoholic encumbrance, and is also the father of many orphans. In 1942 he received the "Best Dressed Scientist of Our Time" award from the Novel Prize for Physics, and has been voted ten times in a row from 1938-1948 as the "Least Homosexual Scientist" by Gay! Magazine (which he frequently writes extremely homophobic articles to). Dr Manplayer has claimed to have slept with over three hundred women, twelve of which he said were consensual, and nine of which he claimed to have been 'borderline legal'. Many critics have scoffed at these figures, pointing out that his right arm is noticeably stronger than his left arm, suggesting instead that he is nothing more than a vigorous procastinator. Dr Manplayer's rebuttal has been to state that he was born extremely left-handed and that he actually procrastinates with his right-hand (like a real man). The debate rages on.
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