Harry Knuckles is a lesser known hero with extreme powers. At birth he was born with abnormally large peachfuzz. As he grew so did his butt. Many people ridiculed him for his large butt. But the butt was actually a good thing for Harry, because it gave him super strength and abnormally fast running speed. He began to exact revenge on those who ridiculed him, but soon realized that revenge would not satisfy his need for butted justice. So he set off in search of his true identity.
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| - Harry Knuckles is a lesser known hero with extreme powers. At birth he was born with abnormally large peachfuzz. As he grew so did his butt. Many people ridiculed him for his large butt. But the butt was actually a good thing for Harry, because it gave him super strength and abnormally fast running speed. He began to exact revenge on those who ridiculed him, but soon realized that revenge would not satisfy his need for butted justice. So he set off in search of his true identity.
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| - Harry Knuckles is a lesser known hero with extreme powers. At birth he was born with abnormally large peachfuzz. As he grew so did his butt. Many people ridiculed him for his large butt. But the butt was actually a good thing for Harry, because it gave him super strength and abnormally fast running speed. He began to exact revenge on those who ridiculed him, but soon realized that revenge would not satisfy his need for butted justice. So he set off in search of his true identity. He found himself first at Praetoria, and formed a quick alliance with the PPD. He used his butt to dispense butted justice to those without it. He quickly became known as the Butted Brawler. One villain was quoted after being captured by Harry, saying: "All I heard was screams as something pounded its way through my army. Then as I watched, he turned the corner. He yelled his battlecry: 'Bow to the Butt!' and plowed through the minions guarding me. I watched my men getting shredded to pieces by what seemed to be a one butted man army. And as he dealt the final blow to me, I felt myself sinking to my knees. I looked up at what seemed to be an endless butt. I truly did bow to the butt." Today Harry can be found patrolling Paragon City. His butt has led him to the role of a hero. Should you cross paths with him, pray you have a butt, or you will bow to his. Currently he is fighting along side of the League of Awesomely Awesomeness. He is summoned by the PPD with the use of the Butt Signal which is the shape of a giant butt in the sky. Many citizens have seen Harry as a role model. One citizen was quoted saying: "I named my firstborn son after him because he saved my life!" Unfortunately people are trying to stop the spread of the butt's vast wisdom. There is a theory that there is a conspiracy against the butt. (Hint look at top ^^) Those who would oppose the butt would be educated on the benefits of the butt personally.
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