The Emperor (now renamed Umpire) would then use their ball-point ink-filled circumcizer and unmercifully circumcize the offender, giving them a rather large wound that bled wonderful colors such as black and blue, due to the ink. However, when the obnoxious soccer moms heard of this practice, they immediately petitioned for a removal of ball-point stabbers from the game. In an effort to keep their use, Sir Elton John quickly reissued his patent for the item under the name of a "Ball-Point Penis", knowing that soccer moms would not dare speak such a phallic term. Over years of innate and growing laziness, its name has slowly shortened to its current form, the ballpoint pen, and due to a lack of interest in the archaic game of baseball, has gained popular use as a writing utensil.
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| - The Emperor (now renamed Umpire) would then use their ball-point ink-filled circumcizer and unmercifully circumcize the offender, giving them a rather large wound that bled wonderful colors such as black and blue, due to the ink. However, when the obnoxious soccer moms heard of this practice, they immediately petitioned for a removal of ball-point stabbers from the game. In an effort to keep their use, Sir Elton John quickly reissued his patent for the item under the name of a "Ball-Point Penis", knowing that soccer moms would not dare speak such a phallic term. Over years of innate and growing laziness, its name has slowly shortened to its current form, the ballpoint pen, and due to a lack of interest in the archaic game of baseball, has gained popular use as a writing utensil.
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| - The Emperor (now renamed Umpire) would then use their ball-point ink-filled circumcizer and unmercifully circumcize the offender, giving them a rather large wound that bled wonderful colors such as black and blue, due to the ink. However, when the obnoxious soccer moms heard of this practice, they immediately petitioned for a removal of ball-point stabbers from the game. In an effort to keep their use, Sir Elton John quickly reissued his patent for the item under the name of a "Ball-Point Penis", knowing that soccer moms would not dare speak such a phallic term. Over years of innate and growing laziness, its name has slowly shortened to its current form, the ballpoint pen, and due to a lack of interest in the archaic game of baseball, has gained popular use as a writing utensil.
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