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The Unnamed Alliance began in early September 2008, when founder Poofy Poof, in a drunken state that is natural rather than alcohol induced, woke up one evening to find that he had written a charter on the back of a bag of potato chips. It said: Shiny Charter of DOOM! The Prime Directive - Poofy Poof is Supreme Overlord. He rules with a cast iron fist of questionable manufacture. His word is law. All other rules may be changed at any time, for no good reason. The Other Prime Directive - To have a good time, by any means possible. Article the First: Membaship Article B: Behavior Article 4: Activity

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  • The Unnamed Alliance began in early September 2008, when founder Poofy Poof, in a drunken state that is natural rather than alcohol induced, woke up one evening to find that he had written a charter on the back of a bag of potato chips. It said: Shiny Charter of DOOM! The Prime Directive - Poofy Poof is Supreme Overlord. He rules with a cast iron fist of questionable manufacture. His word is law. All other rules may be changed at any time, for no good reason. The Other Prime Directive - To have a good time, by any means possible. Article the First: Membaship Article B: Behavior Article 4: Activity
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  • The Unnamed Alliance began in early September 2008, when founder Poofy Poof, in a drunken state that is natural rather than alcohol induced, woke up one evening to find that he had written a charter on the back of a bag of potato chips. It said: Shiny Charter of DOOM! The Prime Directive - Poofy Poof is Supreme Overlord. He rules with a cast iron fist of questionable manufacture. His word is law. All other rules may be changed at any time, for no good reason. The Other Prime Directive - To have a good time, by any means possible. Article the First: Membaship To become a memba of the UA, apply at the forum and pass the test. You will likely be accepted, assuming you're not bringing trouble, attitude, or a foul odor with you. Article B: Behavior If you manage Membaship, you have to behave yourself. By that I mean, bring no wrath upon us. Fighting is not what I do. Otherwise, go out and play at will. Third Article: Violence If attacked for no good reason, let your Overlord know. He will attempt to diffuse the situation. If that doesn't work, we'll go smash our might into their facial orifaces! After they defeat us soundly, we'll hide in peace mode until they forget about us. Article 4: Activity Don't join unless you actually plan on doing something besides collect taxes and pay bills. Joining means interacting with whatever community I scrape together. Inactivity gets you das boot from the UA whenever the Supremely Sexy Overlord gets around to noticing it. Article 5.0 (beta): Government Positions His Royal Supremeness will dole out positions in his Administration Of Flunkies according to activity, performance, skill, wit, and most importantly, his whim. That is all. Signed with the Pen of Ultimate Justice and orange scented shampoo, Poofy Poof Supreme Overlord of the Unnamed Alliance This seemed to be a useful document, and he went forth to form his alliance based on the doctrines he couldn't remember writing. Almost instantly, the dead rose from their graves. Well, just one did, and he wasn't really dead. However, he had sense of style that Poofy couldn't ignore, as well as very sharp teeth. To appease him, he declared the not quite dead guy, Dracula, to be his Supreme Decorator. Poofy also invested in iron collars, just in case. With his stylish vampire cohort by his side, he went forth, seeking others to rally under his awesome looking flag.
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