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| - At the lady's house (The lady opens the door) Ian and Anthony: Trick-or-treat! Lady: Are you a real ghostbuster? Anthony: Well not rea... lady: I have a ghost in my house; I need it gone. I will pay anything! Ian: Hell yeah we're ghostbusters! Anthony: So where's this ghost? In the room (Ian and Anthony break furniture pretend to kill the "ghost") Anthony: Die ghost die! Ian: Ah man, she's such an idiot. Anthony: (breaks a vase) Okay, the ghost is dead. lady: (goes in the room) Ah thank god. Huh, my husband's ashes? Ian: The ghost did it. In the Smosh house Anthony: (arranges the money) Money money money! Money! Ian: (hears the microwave) I'll get it. (gets up) Anthony: Mm, I'm rich. I'm rich. I'm-I'm rich. Ian: (gets out the bag of peas) Hey, where are the scissors? Oh, (gets the scissors) here they are. Anthony: Ah! Ian: What? (kills Anthony) Shshshshshsh*t! (Anthony's spirit appears) Anthony: What the hell is going on? Ian: Um, I guess I killed you. Anthony: Oh thanks a lot douche. Ian: Well on the bright side, we did make a butt ton of money from that lady. Anthony: What do you mean we? Ian; Oh dude, I just got an awesome idea; maybe we should haunt... Anthony: Haunt people so we can get charged them a bunch of money to get rid of me so we can get super rich. Ian: Ghost can read minds? Anthony: No, your ideas are always this unoriginial and half-baked. Ian: Ah, well I wasn't going with that idea anyway. I was thinking that we should haunt... Anthony: Haunt people and while they're distracted, just steal their money. Ian: Stop it! Yes, let's just do that. Anthony: Sweet, high-five. (Ian goes through Anthony and hurts himself) At Mr. Blumpkin's house (Ian and Anthony enter) Ian: Alright, old man Blumpkin's house. Anthony: Yeah, but be easy on the old guy, okay? He always got that heart condition. Blumpkin: (prepares his gun) What are you two turds doing in my house?! Ian: Old man Blumpkin? Anthony: How can you see us, only ghosts can see other ghosts. Blumpkin: Duh **s hole, I just died. (shows his dead body) Anthony: Ohohohohohoh! Ian: (turns to Anthony) Wait, what did you just say? Anthony: Ohohohohohoh! Ian: No, the thing before that. Anthony: Only ghosts can see other ghosts? Ian: But then, that means... Anthony: You don't remember, do you? Last week, when you were driving. (A scene is shown of Ian texting while driving) Ian: No. Anthony: There was an accident. (A scene is shown of Ian scared of the accident he's about to get into) Ian: No, no! Anthony: You don't believe me? Think Ian, think earlier today! Earlier today lady: I have a ghost in my house; I need it gone. Ian: He'll yeah we're real ghostbusters. (reveals to be invisible) Anthony: So where's the ghost? In a room Ian: (shows to be visible) Ah man, she's such an idiot. (reveals to be invisible) In the Smosh house Ian: (shows to be visible) Hey, where are the scissors? Oh, (gets the scissors) here they are. (Anthony reveals to be scared of Ian holding the scissors and the bag of peas held by Ian as a ghost which he isn't) Back in the present Ian: No, no. (scenes is shown Ian in a gravestone) No. (another scene is shown Ian in a gravestone and inhales) So that means, I'm actually, Mexican? (Anthony and Blumpkin slap their heads) narrator: DOUBLE FACEPALM'D!
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