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Very similar to the Scotch egg, Spontaneously Combustible Eggs have been used effectively as a method of population control since the dawn of time. They are mass produced underwater in Atlantiis (similar to Atlantis, only it was a city of women that sunk into the sky, (currently owned by ninjas)) by injecting chickens with the T-Virus and then reversing their life process until they return to their original form: gge (the first incarnation of an egg's 186 incarnations). They are then injected with the T-Virus, causing them to fill up with water, which is what causes the spontaneous combustion, as water is flammable. To stabalize the Spontaneously Combustible Egg (SCE), it is injected with the T-Virus. It is then coated with the T-Virus, (which the SCE has never had any contact with, as thi

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  • Very similar to the Scotch egg, Spontaneously Combustible Eggs have been used effectively as a method of population control since the dawn of time. They are mass produced underwater in Atlantiis (similar to Atlantis, only it was a city of women that sunk into the sky, (currently owned by ninjas)) by injecting chickens with the T-Virus and then reversing their life process until they return to their original form: gge (the first incarnation of an egg's 186 incarnations). They are then injected with the T-Virus, causing them to fill up with water, which is what causes the spontaneous combustion, as water is flammable. To stabalize the Spontaneously Combustible Egg (SCE), it is injected with the T-Virus. It is then coated with the T-Virus, (which the SCE has never had any contact with, as thi
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  • Very similar to the Scotch egg, Spontaneously Combustible Eggs have been used effectively as a method of population control since the dawn of time. They are mass produced underwater in Atlantiis (similar to Atlantis, only it was a city of women that sunk into the sky, (currently owned by ninjas)) by injecting chickens with the T-Virus and then reversing their life process until they return to their original form: gge (the first incarnation of an egg's 186 incarnations). They are then injected with the T-Virus, causing them to fill up with water, which is what causes the spontaneous combustion, as water is flammable. To stabalize the Spontaneously Combustible Egg (SCE), it is injected with the T-Virus. It is then coated with the T-Virus, (which the SCE has never had any contact with, as this would cause the SCE to turn into a Chinese rice farmer) and dyed in pretty colors. They are then distributed throughout the world on Easter by Santa Clause.
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