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| - Albert Einstein, best known for his work inventing Gravity and Light, devising new theories on the cooking time of goose eggs, the braking speed of the Ford Cortina in an oil slick and the natural propensity for objects, when released in midair, to hit the ground, was also responsible for the propagation throughout the physics world of theories designed to anger fellow physicists. The 'Malicious Theories' are seen by some as aberrations, by some others as 'Easter Eggs' in his otherwise dull work.
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| - Albert Einstein, best known for his work inventing Gravity and Light, devising new theories on the cooking time of goose eggs, the braking speed of the Ford Cortina in an oil slick and the natural propensity for objects, when released in midair, to hit the ground, was also responsible for the propagation throughout the physics world of theories designed to anger fellow physicists. The 'Malicious Theories' are seen by some as aberrations, by some others as 'Easter Eggs' in his otherwise dull work. There are several well documented 'Malicious Theories', which were responsible for the loss of 103,000 man-hours of American nuclear physicists during the height of World War II, according to the National Science Foundation. Several have been posited as further malicious theories, but so far most have been plausible. Whilst this article is not exhaustive, it details some of the most obvious and important of the Malicious Theories. The discovery of the Malicious Theories resulted in the blocking of Einstein's position as guest host of the Johnny Carson show some years later. Other Malicious theories have been posited since, by other physicists, and, more recently, biologists bored after dissections.
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