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The 500 ft tall turd monster (common name 500 ft Turd) was a species of turd that lived during the Pleistocene epoch approximately 600 hundred to 400 hundred thousand years ago. It was one of the last of the giant turds that lived before they all went the way of the doodoo. With its easily recognizable uniform brown color and huge girth, it is one of the most famous of all turds.

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  • 500 ft tall turd monster
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  • The 500 ft tall turd monster (common name 500 ft Turd) was a species of turd that lived during the Pleistocene epoch approximately 600 hundred to 400 hundred thousand years ago. It was one of the last of the giant turds that lived before they all went the way of the doodoo. With its easily recognizable uniform brown color and huge girth, it is one of the most famous of all turds.
Length
  • 500.0
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  • None
Kingdom
  • Excretia
Name
  • 500(xsd:integer)
Caption
  • The range of the 500ft Turd. Tourists travelling in these areas are advised to wipe their feet before they go indoors.
conserv
  • extinct
Weight
  • 150(xsd:integer)
Species
  • 500(xsd:integer)
Genus
  • Turdia
Class
  • Solidica
Family
  • Odoria
Order
  • Monsteria
Phylum
  • Fecalia
abstract
  • The 500 ft tall turd monster (common name 500 ft Turd) was a species of turd that lived during the Pleistocene epoch approximately 600 hundred to 400 hundred thousand years ago. It was one of the last of the giant turds that lived before they all went the way of the doodoo. With its easily recognizable uniform brown color and huge girth, it is one of the most famous of all turds. The only complete 500 ft Turd fossil was discovered in northern India, however several incomplete remains have also been discovered in Burma and Vietnam as well as isolated locations in Indonesia. Numerous pointless useless little trinkets have been made attempting to cash in on the fame of the turds. The name 500 ft tall turd monster is a misnomer, as early paleontologists incorrectly assumed it walked upright with the upper part of its body in the air. It was in fact a 500 ft long turd monster and scientists attempted to have the name changed.
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