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Cowmunism is a socioeconomic theory based on the acceptance of the view that all cows are equal and so are mules as a dogmaticly correct and unshakable truth. According to the theory of the final stage of building cowmunism, the utopic stage of the system, every cow ( and mule ) should be able to contribute to society as much as one can, and shall be able to receive as much as one needs. In order for this to happen productivity must be high enough so that work can be performed with the least possible effort and the results to be achieved similarily. For this reason, scientists in cowmunist countries ( the most powerful of them being until recently the Union of Soviet Socialist Barns or USSB ) are conducting -apart from normal research- what they call the 'grand project of cowmunism', namel

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  • Cowmunism is a socioeconomic theory based on the acceptance of the view that all cows are equal and so are mules as a dogmaticly correct and unshakable truth. According to the theory of the final stage of building cowmunism, the utopic stage of the system, every cow ( and mule ) should be able to contribute to society as much as one can, and shall be able to receive as much as one needs. In order for this to happen productivity must be high enough so that work can be performed with the least possible effort and the results to be achieved similarily. For this reason, scientists in cowmunist countries ( the most powerful of them being until recently the Union of Soviet Socialist Barns or USSB ) are conducting -apart from normal research- what they call the 'grand project of cowmunism', namel
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  • Cowmunism is a socioeconomic theory based on the acceptance of the view that all cows are equal and so are mules as a dogmaticly correct and unshakable truth. According to the theory of the final stage of building cowmunism, the utopic stage of the system, every cow ( and mule ) should be able to contribute to society as much as one can, and shall be able to receive as much as one needs. In order for this to happen productivity must be high enough so that work can be performed with the least possible effort and the results to be achieved similarily. For this reason, scientists in cowmunist countries ( the most powerful of them being until recently the Union of Soviet Socialist Barns or USSB ) are conducting -apart from normal research- what they call the 'grand project of cowmunism', namely a machine that can turn dung into grass. According to old news bulletins emanating from the central broadcasting agency 'Itar Taz' located in MosCow progress on the Dung-omat was slow, but steady and dung had been already successfully converted into a fuel for futuristic cars as soon as 1985. The leader of the USSB GorbaChew made a very optimistic speech about progress towards the utopic stage of cowmunism in 1989, days before the Berlin fence fell signalling the beginning of the end of the cold war era. Currently, cowmunism is still fully and officially pursued only in four countries, namely: 1. * The Cows' Barn of China, 2. * North Hornea, 3. * Buca 4. * The Cow Marx amusement park -absolutely the reddest rides you've ever seen!-.
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