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| - :Stan: We've all done weird stuff when Francine was out of town.
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:Stan: If I had died in that crash today, who would have remembered me?
:Francine: I would.
:Stan: That's right, nobody!
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:Stan: Look at that cheap weave, Bitch got no class!
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:Stan: Epiphany isn’t just a name a black person gives their child.
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:Francine: Stan, can you please talk to your daughter. Look at her!
:Stan: My God! Get that slut shrapnel out of your face this instant!
:Hayley: It's just a nose ring.
:Stan: It's a gateway piercing. Next thing you know, you'll have a bone for your lip like one of those rain forest people that Sting is always whining about.
:Francine: Listen to your father. Sting's become a bit of a douche.
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:Francine: Stan, I thought you gave up looking for Ollie's gold years ago.
:Stan: Because the kids came along, and I didn't have time anymore!
:Hayley: My God! Is that why my middle name is Dreamsmasher?
:Stan: It sure is, Hayley.
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:Francine: Hayley Dreamsmasher Smith, did you put that nose ring back in?
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:Bernice: Steve may read at a 10th grade level, but he kisses at a 12th grade level.
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:Stan: Didn't I support you when you wanted to open that small business?
:Francine: No. You didn't.
:Stan: Then stop bringing it up.
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:Francine: The living room is a hole with a donkey in it!
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:Stan: Au! Get it? Au. That's the chemical symbol for gold.
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:Stan: Goooooooool...d.
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:Stan: [As dirt falls on him] Is that dirt or donkey?
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:Roger: Damn uterus, refreshing itself every month like it owns the joint.
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