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| - Dwight: The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies. Michael: Well, first what we have to do is find out what motivates people more than anything else. Dwight: Sex. Michael: It's illegal. Can't do that. Next best thing. Dwight: Torture. Michael: All right, girls! Break it up. You're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse! Dwight: Cocks in the henhouse! Michael: Don't say cocks. Michael: I do read Small Businessman. I also subscribe to USA Today and American Way magazine, that's the in-flight magazine, some great articles in that. They did this great... profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she's Phoenix. Illuminating. Jan: We've created an incentive program to increase sales. At the end of the month, you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to $1,000. Michael: Whoa. Howdy ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That's cool. Do, I, uh, do I get to pick the prize? Jan: Uh, yes. Yes, you can. Michael: Um, question: does top salesman include people who were at one time such outstanding salesman that they've been promoted to... Jan: No, Michael, no. You, you can't win this prize. Michael: I didn't mean me! Pam: Uh, Michael... Michael: Pam! Pam: Hey, there's.... Michael: Burger with cheese! Pam: There's a person... Michael: And fries! Pam: There's... Michael: And shake! What? Go ahead. Pam: There's a person here who wants to sell handbags. Michael: [to Katy] No, here's the thing, you know? I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me and they're always putting up walls and I'm always tearing 'em down, just breaking down barriers, that's what I do all day. So... a coffee? Ryan: Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?
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