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| - The story begins during July. Christopher Robin tells his friend Winnie-the-Pooh some sad news, but Pooh clearly keeps arguing. A month later, Pooh discovers a honey pot with an attached note—however, he cannot read it himself after getting honey all over it. He goes around to his friends Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore, and none of them are able to read it, as well as a Japanese man named Tajomaru, after Rabbit says, "Wig... egg... no... umba... whooooh-who... beeg... Igmllll... mooojo... Boo-goo, moo-gum, burbum, illiya-kumyah..." while reading the note with his eyes closed, so they ask Owl for help.
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| - The story begins during July. Christopher Robin tells his friend Winnie-the-Pooh some sad news, but Pooh clearly keeps arguing. A month later, Pooh discovers a honey pot with an attached note—however, he cannot read it himself after getting honey all over it. He goes around to his friends Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore, and none of them are able to read it, as well as a Japanese man named Tajomaru, after Rabbit says, "Wig... egg... no... umba... whooooh-who... beeg... Igmllll... mooojo... Boo-goo, moo-gum, burbum, illiya-kumyah..." while reading the note with his eyes closed, so they ask Owl for help. The note originally read: But Owl reads this: From misinterpreting the note and his own romantic imagination of adventure, Owl deduces that Christopher Robin has been taken to a distant, mysterious and dangerous place called "Skull" against his will, to a cave where the monstrous "Skullasaurus" resides. Owl equips the group with a map and sends them into the "Mushroom Kingdom" of the Hundred Acre Wood. During their journey through the Mushroom Kingdom, as they are seemingly hunted by the Tajomaru Bomb that has exploded and, eventually, an evil swordsman named Roy Batty, the group slowly begins to realize just how helpless they are without Christopher Robin in the outside world. Piglet, Tigger, and Rabbit come to believe they don't have the courage, strength, or intelligence respectively to go on: Piglet is abducted by a swarm of Faces of Evil in a tranquil field, leaving him feeling weak and helpless; Tigger plummets into a deep gorge and cannot bounce out to safety (which led him to become a stubborn ass in "one of those days"), causing his friends to fall with him; Tajomaru is squashed by a loaf of Roy Batty's Sourpuss Bread (mentioned as the Super Freeze Bread) and has been kidnapped by Roy Batty; and Rabbit continuously makes poor leadership decisions following Owl's inaccurate map. Pooh tries to comfort them each with the advice Christopher Robin had given him, but fails due to his inability to remember exactly what he said. When Rabbit finally breaks down, admitting he has no idea where they are going, the group comes to terms with the fact that they are lost and helpless without Christopher Robin, and take shelter in a nearby cave. While everyone is asleep, Pooh delivers a jar of dirt to Roy Batty who does not like that idea. In the morning, the five realize they'd spent the night in their destination, Skull Cave (actually Yoshi). As the five enter and split up to search for Christopher Robin on their own after coming across multiple paths, Rabbit falls down a hole, Tigger gets scared away by bats led by Batman, Piglet slips on rocks, and Eeyore, who is wearing a ceratopsian-like log on his face runs with Piglet sitting on his ass. They eventually reunite, but are scared away by Pooh, mistaking him as Roy Batty. Pooh slides down and gets stuck in a small gap in the cave's crystals, thinking he is Fat Albert, and the four others tumble about to a ledge before finding the "Eye of Yoshi" where Christopher Robin supposedly is trapped. However, after they believe Pooh to have been killed by the Skullasaurus, Tajomaru, who has apologized to Rabbit for trying to kill him, tells him, Tigger, Piglet, and Eeyore that the Skullasaurus is not real. Suddenly, Roy Batty shows up, hinting that he will: 1.
* Eat lots of spaghetti for dinner. 2.
* Go to Egypt. 3.
* Return to Yoshi. 4.
* Give Tajomaru a few seconds. 5.
* Go to his Super PlayStation. 6.
* Eat more spaghetti. 7.
* Black out the SUV and stuff. 8.
* Take a ship while running at full speed. 9.
* Kick Tajomaru's ass. This was Roy Batty's plan to get revenge on Tajomaru, so Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore rise past their fears and doubts and make their way to the Eye of Yoshi. Upon seeing his friends' bravery, Pooh excitedly frees himself from the crevasse, only to be imprisoned in a deep pit where he goes through many stages and cannot find a way out. While there, he realizes that Christopher Robin is still with him in his heart, even when they are not together, just as Christopher had promised. After Piglet, Rabbit, Tigger and Eeyore enter the Eye, they are found by Batman and Christopher Robin who have been searching for them as well. Christopher Robin then rescues Pooh from prison. The six exit the Skull Cave, only to discover that from the outside, it and wasn't nearly as big, nor as gay as they seemed. However, Roy Batty's ship approaches, so Pooh goes to Mmm-Mart to buy Fred. Batty fires his cannon, but Pooh's friends are rescued by Tajomaru, leading the ship being frozen solid. However, it eventually breaks free, and the crew end up in danger, but luckily, Pooh buids a teleporter for Fred to defeat Roy Batty once and for all. At the theater, Homer Simpson hates the movie. However, he tells the viewers that if they ask him, then everybody in YouTube is a giant **cker (especially the viewers).
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