Muffin's "madcap hoofing about" was explained by "distorted carrots" or "hot parsnips" but they also looked suspiciously like reactions to to an accidental drug overdose. Muffin didn't talk but would whisper his wants into the ear of his co-host, the stiffly-coiffured actress Annette Mills (sister of British actor Sir John Mills). She would say "Muffin wants to dance" or "Muffin needs a drink," then Muffin would dance like a loon and flop down, in a loose-stringed heap. Parents loved the show as Muffin was said to calm down children before they were sent upstairs to bed and locked in for the next 14 hours. The show was similar to other TV puppet shows like Howdy Doody on American television and all Italian politicians since Mussolini.
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| - Muffin's "madcap hoofing about" was explained by "distorted carrots" or "hot parsnips" but they also looked suspiciously like reactions to to an accidental drug overdose. Muffin didn't talk but would whisper his wants into the ear of his co-host, the stiffly-coiffured actress Annette Mills (sister of British actor Sir John Mills). She would say "Muffin wants to dance" or "Muffin needs a drink," then Muffin would dance like a loon and flop down, in a loose-stringed heap. Parents loved the show as Muffin was said to calm down children before they were sent upstairs to bed and locked in for the next 14 hours. The show was similar to other TV puppet shows like Howdy Doody on American television and all Italian politicians since Mussolini.
- Damn he’s über. Muffin the Mule is the recently-appointed general of the Subbuteoan army, succeeding Mickey Moüse, after having been sacked by Germany for losing world war two. Muffin the Müle is world-famous for brutality, and has much fun with the following things:
* Necropedophilia
* Post-mortal ejaculation
* Beheading anyone who is suspected of being someone we wouldn’t like very much
* Making The Magic Roundabout
* Sitting on all faces
* Necrocoprophagia
* Sitting on American faces
* Miscellaneous
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| - Damn he’s über. Muffin the Mule is the recently-appointed general of the Subbuteoan army, succeeding Mickey Moüse, after having been sacked by Germany for losing world war two. Muffin the Müle is world-famous for brutality, and has much fun with the following things:
* Necropedophilia
* Post-mortal ejaculation
* Beheading anyone who is suspected of being someone we wouldn’t like very much
* Making The Magic Roundabout
* Sitting on all faces
* Necrocoprophagia
* Sitting on American faces
* Miscellaneous Muffin the Müle is awesome, and he has paper and pills to prove it.
- Muffin's "madcap hoofing about" was explained by "distorted carrots" or "hot parsnips" but they also looked suspiciously like reactions to to an accidental drug overdose. Muffin didn't talk but would whisper his wants into the ear of his co-host, the stiffly-coiffured actress Annette Mills (sister of British actor Sir John Mills). She would say "Muffin wants to dance" or "Muffin needs a drink," then Muffin would dance like a loon and flop down, in a loose-stringed heap. Parents loved the show as Muffin was said to calm down children before they were sent upstairs to bed and locked in for the next 14 hours. The show was similar to other TV puppet shows like Howdy Doody on American television and all Italian politicians since Mussolini. Muffin wasn't alone on the show. There were plenty of other highly-strung puppets to see. There was the faintly sinister Peregrine the Penguin, who seemed to have some authority in the group (and had South American connections). There was also Pablo the Escobar (though no one knew what an "Escobar" was), Oswald the Ostrich, and Wally the Gog, a black-faced marionette with supposed African-American connections. Children accepted Muffin and his gang, not suspecting the rather trippy jumping about was anything but pure entertainment for young children.
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