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Maidstone, otherwise known as The Stone or Meconium XXVI is home to Thomas the Tank Engine and Faggot Nose-Bag Jefferson. Its once proud inhabitants now comprise disenchanted Poles, Albanians, Turks, Muzzlers and great deal of Thick Pikies with crap jobs and nothing to do or to live for apart from get lagged on a Friday night. It is situated in the heart of Kent, a region which while boasts negative unemployment and the world's largest horse, suffers from acute teenage pregnancy, LIQS (low IQ syndrome) and other social problems such as diarrohea.

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  • Maidstone, otherwise known as The Stone or Meconium XXVI is home to Thomas the Tank Engine and Faggot Nose-Bag Jefferson. Its once proud inhabitants now comprise disenchanted Poles, Albanians, Turks, Muzzlers and great deal of Thick Pikies with crap jobs and nothing to do or to live for apart from get lagged on a Friday night. It is situated in the heart of Kent, a region which while boasts negative unemployment and the world's largest horse, suffers from acute teenage pregnancy, LIQS (low IQ syndrome) and other social problems such as diarrohea.
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  • Maidstone, otherwise known as The Stone or Meconium XXVI is home to Thomas the Tank Engine and Faggot Nose-Bag Jefferson. Its once proud inhabitants now comprise disenchanted Poles, Albanians, Turks, Muzzlers and great deal of Thick Pikies with crap jobs and nothing to do or to live for apart from get lagged on a Friday night. It is situated in the heart of Kent, a region which while boasts negative unemployment and the world's largest horse, suffers from acute teenage pregnancy, LIQS (low IQ syndrome) and other social problems such as diarrohea. Maidstone was formerly part of the USSR and until the fall of communism last year enjoyed the privileges of Shite Communist Architecture. Prior to Russia's invasion of England, a fire started by Dutch Communist Marinus Van der Lubbe in Brenchley Gardens actually savaged all the nice buildings in Maidstone meaning that nowadays it contains nothing of any interest whatsoever. On a scale of 1 to homosexual, Maidstone lies due East. Due to its high concentration of pinenuts and weasels, Maidstone was given the status of UNESCO world heritage shite.
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