Darth Baker was the most dangerous (and only) Sith Mega-Super-Baker-Overlord ever and the co-founder of Sith Academy of Culinary Arts. He was not the type who makes planets go kaboom. Instead he preferred to bake things that make planets kaboom. He was the maker of these Sith Lords, who waged war throughout the galaxy. His first apprentices were Darth Slice and Darth Yeast, and many many more didst rise and bake in his vile oven.
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| - Darth Baker was the most dangerous (and only) Sith Mega-Super-Baker-Overlord ever and the co-founder of Sith Academy of Culinary Arts. He was not the type who makes planets go kaboom. Instead he preferred to bake things that make planets kaboom. He was the maker of these Sith Lords, who waged war throughout the galaxy. His first apprentices were Darth Slice and Darth Yeast, and many many more didst rise and bake in his vile oven.
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*Darth Buttery Biscuits
*Darth Boobies!
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*Intergalactic Guild of Evil Bakers
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| - Darth Baker was the most dangerous (and only) Sith Mega-Super-Baker-Overlord ever and the co-founder of Sith Academy of Culinary Arts. He was not the type who makes planets go kaboom. Instead he preferred to bake things that make planets kaboom. He was the maker of these Sith Lords, who waged war throughout the galaxy. His first apprentices were Darth Slice and Darth Yeast, and many many more didst rise and bake in his vile oven. His love of Frog Legs was legendary, and possibly brought on by a traumatic childhood experience with a rapist frog (a frog who rapes, not a person who rapes frogs). Many of these Frogs met their deaths in his kitchen. Even the aggressor in the earlier incident feared him. This, coupled with his love of Jawa Juice Sauce made him one of the most formidable Sith ever. His fondness for the dark arts of cooking, however, would lead to his demise. The vile apprentices he would bake in his ovens would turn upon him, and kill him in the end. Darth Slice and Darth Yeast would become the most famous of these creations. Instead of a lightsaber, he wielded a Light-Rolling Pin, a deadly instrument of evil cookery that only he knew the secrets of. This is because (as we shall see soon enough) evil.
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