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Jimmy "The Shovel" Chang (born January 1, 1029 B.C.) is a now retired Korean dictator who used to be well known for his ties to the mafia and the King of Thailand. After serving as the CEO of J.C. Incorporated and the Prime Minister of Thailand, Jimmy is currently living in exile in Bolivia feeding off the discarded bodies of once starving children. This is a common practice in certain parts of Latin and Central America, and U.S. President Barack Obama feels that it is ethical and should be federally funded through TARP, because the dead children were no longer starving when they were consumed. This also qualifies for the funding rules under the U.S. stimulus package, as it increases the GDP per capita of the world by reducing human population, hence contributing to the battle against the

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  • Jimmy Chang
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  • Jimmy "The Shovel" Chang (born January 1, 1029 B.C.) is a now retired Korean dictator who used to be well known for his ties to the mafia and the King of Thailand. After serving as the CEO of J.C. Incorporated and the Prime Minister of Thailand, Jimmy is currently living in exile in Bolivia feeding off the discarded bodies of once starving children. This is a common practice in certain parts of Latin and Central America, and U.S. President Barack Obama feels that it is ethical and should be federally funded through TARP, because the dead children were no longer starving when they were consumed. This also qualifies for the funding rules under the U.S. stimulus package, as it increases the GDP per capita of the world by reducing human population, hence contributing to the battle against the
Strength
  • 272(xsd:integer)
  • over 9,000
Alignment
  • Good
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Last Episode
HistoryText
  • Based in Hong Kong, Jimmy Chang was a kung fu expert who waged a one-man war against the triads, the criminal organisations which ran the city's underworld. His fists and feet were lethal weapons and he had no appreciable sense of humour. There's not really much else to say about him.
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Creators
  • Eric Bradbury
Casus
  • A desperate attempt to break open from Jimmy's Law
Full Name
  • Jimmy Lynn Chang
Date
  • --05-01
Commander
  • 20(xsd:integer)
  • 22(xsd:integer)
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  • Math
  • Image:22px-Flag of China.png William and Mo
  • Image:22px-Flag of France.png B.J. Nadeau
  • Image:22px-Flag of France.png L. Lagrange
  • Image:22px-Flag of Italy.png Queen Bee
  • Image:22px-Flag of United States.png Sally Gunz
  • Image:22px-Flag of United States.png W. Gomory
Spouse
  • Sally Ridley
Hair
  • Black
Actor
Territory
  • --09-21
First
  • Battle Picture Weekly
Hair Color
  • Dark black
Weapons
  • His fists and feet, of which he was enormously proud.
Citizenship
  • Chinese
First episode
Weaknesses
  • Not overly endowed with charisma.
Result
  • profit!?!?
Notes
  • Jimmy Chang was the star of the imaginatively-named strip The Fists of Jimmy Chang.
Universe
  • IPC
combatant
Occupation
  • Fighter boxing match
  • Kung fu expert
Family
  • Father
Place
  • PAC
Eye Color
  • Black
Gender
  • Male
Race
  • Chinese
RealName
  • Jimmy Chang
Conflict
  • 2009(xsd:integer)
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  • Jimmy "The Shovel" Chang (born January 1, 1029 B.C.) is a now retired Korean dictator who used to be well known for his ties to the mafia and the King of Thailand. After serving as the CEO of J.C. Incorporated and the Prime Minister of Thailand, Jimmy is currently living in exile in Bolivia feeding off the discarded bodies of once starving children. This is a common practice in certain parts of Latin and Central America, and U.S. President Barack Obama feels that it is ethical and should be federally funded through TARP, because the dead children were no longer starving when they were consumed. This also qualifies for the funding rules under the U.S. stimulus package, as it increases the GDP per capita of the world by reducing human population, hence contributing to the battle against the Great Recession. Already a recipient of a German bailout, his inclusion in TARP will make Jimmy the first ever living Korean to be bailed out by both the European and U.S. governments.
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