CAUTION: Semen can be is hazardous to your health and may cause pregnancy in females! Condom balloons, or condoms, as they are known for short, have long been used to collect semen. In addition, as high-quality balloons, they are especially festive when inflated with helium and allowed to hover above carnival tents, picnic tables, or outdoor children’s birthday parties. However, if they are to be filled with helium, they must first be drained of any semen they have collected, as this fecundating fluid’s weight makes it impossible for the balloons to float, even when filled with lighter-than-air gas. Condoms can also be inflated with air and used as regular balloons, with or without semen inside, although, without helium, they will not float.
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| - CAUTION: Semen can be is hazardous to your health and may cause pregnancy in females! Condom balloons, or condoms, as they are known for short, have long been used to collect semen. In addition, as high-quality balloons, they are especially festive when inflated with helium and allowed to hover above carnival tents, picnic tables, or outdoor children’s birthday parties. However, if they are to be filled with helium, they must first be drained of any semen they have collected, as this fecundating fluid’s weight makes it impossible for the balloons to float, even when filled with lighter-than-air gas. Condoms can also be inflated with air and used as regular balloons, with or without semen inside, although, without helium, they will not float.
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| - CAUTION: Semen can be is hazardous to your health and may cause pregnancy in females! Condom balloons, or condoms, as they are known for short, have long been used to collect semen. In addition, as high-quality balloons, they are especially festive when inflated with helium and allowed to hover above carnival tents, picnic tables, or outdoor children’s birthday parties. However, if they are to be filled with helium, they must first be drained of any semen they have collected, as this fecundating fluid’s weight makes it impossible for the balloons to float, even when filled with lighter-than-air gas. Condoms can also be inflated with air and used as regular balloons, with or without semen inside, although, without helium, they will not float. Condoms have many other uses, too, as this cartoon shows, which makes them popular items. Condom fun is cheap entertainment. For this reason, few American households are without at least a few packages of the balloons.
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