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| - :Chris: [yelling to Peter and Quagmire] Guys, I'm trying to do something up here that works better if I don't hear men singing.
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:Quagmire: [meditating] I can be Giggity. I can be Goo.
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:Stewie: Meg, could you zip up your fly? That's kind of wafting over here.
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:Chris: So did you get a lot of trim on the road?
:Peter: [nodding] Chris, that's wildly inappropriate.
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:Quagmire: What was Simon without Garfunkel?
:Peter: Wildly successful?
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:Kermie Jr.: Kill me! I'm in constant pain!
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:Quagmire: [extending his hand] Put 'er there!
:Mort: No, I've seen your prescriptions. Let's just say we're doing it.
:Peter: Well Mort, I hope I can trust you. I've been lied to before.
:[cut to the Griffins in the kitchen]
:Peter: Well, I'm off to work. Bye guys, love you!
:Chris: Love you, too!
:Stewie: Love you, Pop!
:Lois: Bye, love you!
:[when Peter exits, they begin laughing]
:Chris: He bought it!
:Stewie: What an idiot!
:Lois: I hate him so much, I'm shakin'!
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:Lois: Peter, I don't like what success is doin' to you!
:Peter: Yeah? Well I don't like what time is doin' to you. [points to Lois' breasts] Droop, droop. [points to Lois' vagina and imitates an explosion] Hey Chris, you ready with my luggage?
:Lois: Luggage? For what?!
:Peter: We're goin' on tour, Lois.
:Chris: Here you go, Dad. I emptied this out so it'd be easier to carry.
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:Lois: You're gonna have to choose between music and family.
:Peter: If I choose family, does it have to be this family?
:Lois: Yes Peter, this family!
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:Peter: I feel kinda bad leavin' the family like this with Thanksgiving comin' up. I mean, if I'm not there, who's gonna carve the turkey?
:[cut to Lois vacuuming a turkey]
:Lois: I don't understand!
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