Born in 43 BBY Anakin Skywalker was a boy of many fathers he became a whiny jedi and later the worst sith. He was hated by all and everyone loved when he died "Are you an angel"? Born in 45 BBY Anakin Gardulla Plagueis Solo Organa Lars Nass Binks Christensen Jinn Tambor Palpatine Watto Ture Amidala Keno Kenobi and Qui gon Jinn and Padme Amidala (her code name is Panda Bear) where sent on a mission to Tatooine but really, Qui gon and Kenobi where going back to see Shmi and maybe get laid again with her. While Qui gon talked politics and sex with obi wan and Shmi anakin grabbed Padme and showed her his droid, C-threepio. Later Anakin pestered her saying things like "are you a sand angel?" "Space pimps always talk about the sand angels on mon calamari" at dinner time qui gon and the group sai
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| - Born in 43 BBY Anakin Skywalker was a boy of many fathers he became a whiny jedi and later the worst sith. He was hated by all and everyone loved when he died "Are you an angel"? Born in 45 BBY Anakin Gardulla Plagueis Solo Organa Lars Nass Binks Christensen Jinn Tambor Palpatine Watto Ture Amidala Keno Kenobi and Qui gon Jinn and Padme Amidala (her code name is Panda Bear) where sent on a mission to Tatooine but really, Qui gon and Kenobi where going back to see Shmi and maybe get laid again with her. While Qui gon talked politics and sex with obi wan and Shmi anakin grabbed Padme and showed her his droid, C-threepio. Later Anakin pestered her saying things like "are you a sand angel?" "Space pimps always talk about the sand angels on mon calamari" at dinner time qui gon and the group sai
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| - Ashoka, Galen Marek, Dark apprentice
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| - Order of the Sith Lords jedi order republic and empire
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| - Palpatine, Obi wan Kenobi,
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| - Born in 43 BBY Anakin Skywalker was a boy of many fathers he became a whiny jedi and later the worst sith. He was hated by all and everyone loved when he died "Are you an angel"? Born in 45 BBY Anakin Gardulla Plagueis Solo Organa Lars Nass Binks Christensen Jinn Tambor Palpatine Watto Ture Amidala Keno Kenobi and Qui gon Jinn and Padme Amidala (her code name is Panda Bear) where sent on a mission to Tatooine but really, Qui gon and Kenobi where going back to see Shmi and maybe get laid again with her. While Qui gon talked politics and sex with obi wan and Shmi anakin grabbed Padme and showed her his droid, C-threepio. Later Anakin pestered her saying things like "are you a sand angel?" "Space pimps always talk about the sand angels on mon calamari" at dinner time qui gon and the group said that anakin was force sensitive. Anakin was a bratty preteen and Shmi wanted nothing more of him, Watto the Drug dealer hated him Ani kept his keep by fixing droids because he had no other talents, certainly not acting. Anakin started crying and having a temper tantrum because he was forced to leave because he was force sensitive. Shmi practically had to throw him out. Anakin Began cutting until Obi wan started choking him and made him stop. Qui gonn hippie jinn encountered the sex slave of palpy-tin, Darth Maul. The hippie began reasoning with the dark lord saying things like "are you an angel"? "War is not the answer man" "join the lightside man" "I don't want to fight you man". When Maul kept attacking him the hippie jumped back to his ship and left where he had severe back pains. Anakin realizing he had a Midiclorian count of. Jinn asked Vegeta what it was and Vegeta said "it's actually quite high" Ani realizing this became a spoiled, rebellious, ignorant brat. In the invasion of Naboo while Oh Big One Kenobi and Qui gon jinn where getting owned by maul anakin was jacking off in a crappy Naboo star tighter he successfully destroyed the droid machine because of his Nintendo wii skills. Anakin put his life together getting a haircut. On Coruscant the wise masters of the order hated him. Mace windu said "To old" meaning "to white" Ki adi mundi hated his tiny head, Yoda wasn't impressed with the Crying whimpering little boy who had a snicker bar in one hand and a wii controller In the other. Yaddle was to buisy pleasuring yoda to notice, and Yareal Poof hated his short neck. When Qui gon died he said to Obi wan to "Train him" coruscant slang for "throw him in front of a train". Obi wan didn't know the coruscant slang. This was the first time Obi Wan screamed "NO!!"
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