Researchers from the North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences played a large role in proving that, with the correct application of various chemical stimulants, taxidermic animal mounts and skeletons can become reanimated. Thanks largely to breakthroughs in the study of energy particles known as midi-chlorians, these researchers were able to inject miccroscopic bodies such as mitochondria, sarcoplasmic reticula, and the "humble" orbital of Donald Trump's brain (which was donated to the museum in 1946) into the precise osteo-locations necessary for re-attaining sentience. Contrary to popular belief, not every specimen in the zoo's collection has achieved reanimation, and of those only three-- Trouble the sperm whale, Acro the Acrocanthosaurus, and a small Wonder Woman figurine-- have achiev
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| - Researchers from the North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences played a large role in proving that, with the correct application of various chemical stimulants, taxidermic animal mounts and skeletons can become reanimated. Thanks largely to breakthroughs in the study of energy particles known as midi-chlorians, these researchers were able to inject miccroscopic bodies such as mitochondria, sarcoplasmic reticula, and the "humble" orbital of Donald Trump's brain (which was donated to the museum in 1946) into the precise osteo-locations necessary for re-attaining sentience. Contrary to popular belief, not every specimen in the zoo's collection has achieved reanimation, and of those only three-- Trouble the sperm whale, Acro the Acrocanthosaurus, and a small Wonder Woman figurine-- have achiev
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| - Researchers from the North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences played a large role in proving that, with the correct application of various chemical stimulants, taxidermic animal mounts and skeletons can become reanimated. Thanks largely to breakthroughs in the study of energy particles known as midi-chlorians, these researchers were able to inject miccroscopic bodies such as mitochondria, sarcoplasmic reticula, and the "humble" orbital of Donald Trump's brain (which was donated to the museum in 1946) into the precise osteo-locations necessary for re-attaining sentience. Contrary to popular belief, not every specimen in the zoo's collection has achieved reanimation, and of those only three-- Trouble the sperm whale, Acro the Acrocanthosaurus, and a small Wonder Woman figurine-- have achieved sentience. Acro has since been removed from public display due to its uncontrollable blabbering about "small government" and "the scourge of political correctness," which museum staff agree stems from his display dome's placement directly in front of the North Carolina Legislative Building.
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