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| - Hump day is a fantastic day upon which everyone (those who know that Hump Day is an actual day, not just a feeling they constantly have) feels the need to pelvic thrust, bump, dislocate, and attack others with their hip regions and think that they can get away with it. It is a day that came about back in the day (which was a Wednesday) when people could do such things without the fear of God popping out of the shadows and saying "Gotcha!". (You can also hump benches and say you are raping it). It is common practice amongst the elders of Hump Day to initiate the newcomers by waiting until they to ask for an explanation of the holiday, at which point the curiosity of the newcomers is ironically satisfied. This day is also used as an excuse for many assassins and really bad-ass people, such as and completely limited to ninjas, pirates, pirate ninjas, and combination of ninjas and/or pirates, Heath Ledger Joker (before he died), Kratos, Jack Sparrow, Sephiroth, Jet Li, Roxas, Master Chief, Jarlaxle Alucard, The Mask, Jazz, Dr. Cox, Grues (before they eat you of course), Deadpool, Reno, The Genie(from Alladin), Charlie Sheen, Bruce Lee, Jack Skelington, V, Lu Bu, Chris Farley, Majin Buu, Tsunade, Ike, Mr. Rodgers (bet you didnt see that one coming but he can better than you), Iron Man, The Dark Knight, Riddick, Blade, Mario, Kirby, King DeDeDe or any body with gigantomungous thunder thighs to use their god-given child bearing hips or amazing thrusting skills to demolish schools (a big building used by legal minors to neglect education, but that's not important).
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