Zapp Brannigan: So, a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. Leela: What?! Zapp Brannigan: That was almost the perfect crime. But you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock … and scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum. Kif: [sigh] Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper! And bring me a rock. Judge: Zapp Brannigan, you stand accused of blowing up Doop-headquarters. How do you plead? Zapp Brannigan: Absolutely, 99 % not guilty. Bender: Leela save me! And yourself, I guess! And my banjo! And Fry!
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| - Zapp Brannigan: So, a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. Leela: What?! Zapp Brannigan: That was almost the perfect crime. But you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock … and scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum. Kif: [sigh] Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper! And bring me a rock. Judge: Zapp Brannigan, you stand accused of blowing up Doop-headquarters. How do you plead? Zapp Brannigan: Absolutely, 99 % not guilty. Bender: Leela save me! And yourself, I guess! And my banjo! And Fry!
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| - Zapp Brannigan: So, a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. Leela: What?! Zapp Brannigan: That was almost the perfect crime. But you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock … and scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum. Kif: [sigh] Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper! And bring me a rock. Judge: Zapp Brannigan, you stand accused of blowing up Doop-headquarters. How do you plead? Zapp Brannigan: Absolutely, 99 % not guilty. Bender: This is all Leela's fault! Fry: Yeah, if she had let us use the backup dolly, we could have broken it, given up and gone home by now! Bender: Leela save me! And yourself, I guess! And my banjo! And Fry!
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