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__NOEDITSECTION__ “I once thought I'd caught Jew Claw... turned out I was just having a stroke.” ~ Noel Coward on Jew Claws Jewish Claw is a physical deformity found mainly amongst Jewish Landlords and Money Lenders, possibly as a result of excessive hand rubbing at the mere mention of the word shekel. Recent research has linked the condition to a reaction to the large amounts of zinc found in modern currency. The Jew Claw has also been linked to bankers in Germany and the disputed Palestinian lands. It also has been related to the jews taking peoples money. It is very hard to defend against the jew claw (I would recomend that one use the Jew repelent to defend oneself). They have been also related to Rick James and the Arbiter. They suck your blood and then they teabag you.

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  • Jew Claw
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  • __NOEDITSECTION__ “I once thought I'd caught Jew Claw... turned out I was just having a stroke.” ~ Noel Coward on Jew Claws Jewish Claw is a physical deformity found mainly amongst Jewish Landlords and Money Lenders, possibly as a result of excessive hand rubbing at the mere mention of the word shekel. Recent research has linked the condition to a reaction to the large amounts of zinc found in modern currency. The Jew Claw has also been linked to bankers in Germany and the disputed Palestinian lands. It also has been related to the jews taking peoples money. It is very hard to defend against the jew claw (I would recomend that one use the Jew repelent to defend oneself). They have been also related to Rick James and the Arbiter. They suck your blood and then they teabag you.
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  • 2008-08-02(xsd:date)
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  • __NOEDITSECTION__ “I once thought I'd caught Jew Claw... turned out I was just having a stroke.” ~ Noel Coward on Jew Claws Jewish Claw is a physical deformity found mainly amongst Jewish Landlords and Money Lenders, possibly as a result of excessive hand rubbing at the mere mention of the word shekel. Recent research has linked the condition to a reaction to the large amounts of zinc found in modern currency. The Jew Claw has also been linked to bankers in Germany and the disputed Palestinian lands. It also has been related to the jews taking peoples money. It is very hard to defend against the jew claw (I would recomend that one use the Jew repelent to defend oneself). They have been also related to Rick James and the Arbiter. They suck your blood and then they teabag you. Early symptoms of the illness include uncontrollable "shrugging" and incessant hand-wringing. In extreme cases the sufferer develops an intense love of top hats and black cloaks, though no one has been able to explain why.
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