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| - Flying toasters are made of Chaos Energy and were created by Captain 0 and his girlfriend Captain 7 in an accident involving a toaster, a Wing Cap, and the Fusion-Machine 9000. What happened is, Captain 0 found a toaster somewhere in the empty dimension known as the Negaverse, which he was in the process of converting into Captain 0 Land. Knowing that toasters were evil, Captain 0 had a Great Big Plan™. The Great Big Plan™ was to put something random in the toaster and use the Fusion-Machine 9000 to fuse the toasted thing with the toaster itself. At the same time, Captain 7 found a Wing Cap inside a red ! Block located somewhere in Fimble Valley. She took it to Captain 0, but in her haste, she mistook the toaster for a safe deposit box. Captain 0 started the Great Big Plan™, creating the f
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| - Flying toasters are made of Chaos Energy and were created by Captain 0 and his girlfriend Captain 7 in an accident involving a toaster, a Wing Cap, and the Fusion-Machine 9000. What happened is, Captain 0 found a toaster somewhere in the empty dimension known as the Negaverse, which he was in the process of converting into Captain 0 Land. Knowing that toasters were evil, Captain 0 had a Great Big Plan™. The Great Big Plan™ was to put something random in the toaster and use the Fusion-Machine 9000 to fuse the toasted thing with the toaster itself. At the same time, Captain 7 found a Wing Cap inside a red ! Block located somewhere in Fimble Valley. She took it to Captain 0, but in her haste, she mistook the toaster for a safe deposit box. Captain 0 started the Great Big Plan™, creating the first flying toaster. The problem was that it was so awesome that it caused seizures in children. Nobody cared, however, and Captains 0 and 7 made more flying toasters. Exactly a decade after they were created, to the millisecond, an angry mom sued Captains 0 and 7 for unleashing the 501st Flying Toaster Battalion on the Mushroom Kingdom shortly after a Buster Call, causing a seizure in her 5-year-old child. As a result, the good Captains hired Professor Katrina and Doctor Mimi to lead a new operation that redesigned flying toasters. They were supposed to make a less dangerously awesome flying toaster, but Professor Katrina made flying toasters even more awesome by throwing the Chaos Emeralds at one and then getting a blessing from Super Gooder Captain 0. This new model caused seizures not only in children, but in cats, dogs, and old people, but Nobody still cared, so Captains 0 and 7, as well as Katrina and Mimi, are still making even more flying toasters.
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