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| - Triton: Alright! Sabaody Archipelago! The perfect place to start a pirate’s adventure! Triton: So long! Thanks for everything! Man: Hey! Stop her! She stole our eternal pose! Fishwoman: *Pant* Sh*t.... *Pant* Triton: Woah, woah, woah! Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot! Fishwoman: What the hell do you want? Triton: ‘Just wanted to say hi... Didn’t know there were any more of us in this Grove. Fishwoman: Well, hi, but I really have to g- Man: There she is! Large-Rifle Man: Stupid fish! We’ll teach you not to steal from one of the World Nobl- Triton’s Voice: Same Ken: Tsume Sutoraiki! Man: Sir! ...Get him! Triton: Same Ken: Sen Tsume Sutoraiki! Triton: So what’s your name? Sushishishishishishishi! Triton (eyes having become stars): Woah! What the hell are these things?! Fishwoman (exasperated): They’re called potatoes. Triton: B-but they smell TOO good! It’s as if mana has fallen from the sky again, blessing me on my pilgrimage! Fishwoman (raises eyebrow): Your what? Triton (recovers himself quickly, rubbing back of his head): Sorry, sorry. I just got distracted by the GOLDEN PERFECTION of these things. So.... what was your name again? Fishwoman (annoyed expression): Maki. Yours? Triton: Trito- Triton: ...Beautiful. Maki (hurling a rock at his forehead): THAT’S TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT FOR JUST EATING A POTATO! Darkened Figure: Commander Bullseye? Figure on the Chair (Commander Bullseye): Yes? Darkened Figure: We just received word for Saint Albertus that a fishwoman stole an Eternal Pose belonging to him. Bullseye: And Albertus’s goons couldn’t deal with it? Darkened Figure: No, sir. The fishwoman received assistance from a fishman using Fishman Karate. Bullseye: Fishman Karate, eh? Bullseye: Been a while since I’ve fought a Fishman Karate user.... Maki: So you’re a pirate? Triton (still eating more potatoes): Yep! Just started out today! I’m gonna be the one to replace Whitebeard! Maki (sweatdrop): Well if you’re not careful you’ll be killed like him- At her words, Triton seemed to teleport to the corner, his face buried in his arms, a black aura of misery rising off him. Triton: Don’t.... don’t talk about that... Please... Maki (sweatdrop): O-okay... Triton (seems to have teleported back to his old position, has resumed eating): So, you stole that pose? Maki: Yeah. Triton: Why? Maki: I’ve lived here... most of my life. I just got tired, decided to get out. Stealing this is definitely a way out. Triton: Where does the Log Pose point? Maki: No idea..... Maki inspected the label on the Eternal pose more closely. Maki: ....Birs Island. Triton (leans back): Sushishishishishishi! Then that’s where we’ll head next! Maki (raises eyebrow): We? Triton (disdainful): Well, yeah. We’re friends now, right? Maki: That doesn’t mean I have to travel with you. Triton: But I need a crew, and you need to get out of here! See, our interests align! Maki (exasperated): Yeah, but- Bullseye: You! The fishman! Fight me! Right now! Maki (shocked): You just show up and challenge us to a fight-?! Triton (excited): Of course! Let’s go! File:ToBeContinued.png
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